Vinny Chase

I’ll be your sunflower

[Chris @citehchris]

can you hire a wedding photographer but just to take cool pics of you and your friends enjoying a night at chilis ??

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

saying “shut up” before skipping the ad is necessary.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Sorry if my flag offends you.

[Parkway Pizza @ParkwayPizzaNE]

Tony Brothers has been banned from Parkway Pizza for unethical behavior towards Chris Finch.

[Vinny Chase @VinnyColb]

@FootballCravee I

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

In retrospect the first adult catholic convert Vice President of the United States picking a fight with the first American Pope should have been the most foreseen thing ever.

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

3-0. Gotta appreciate these nights when we get them

[tums for men @TumsForMen]

nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. where is she?

[rune sword @runesword1]

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

Just cuz the deodorant says 48 hours doesn't mean it needs to be challenged twin

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

They’re not doing better than you, they just taking better pictures.

[nweme israel @hk7_538]

Driving is basically you reading the mind of the next guy and hoping they’re not idiots.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

The fact they kept switching camera angles like it’s an actual Olympic event is sending me 😭

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖ᥫ᭡ @desi0re]

i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good