(NOT) Shawn Michaels

[RP] Everybody in this business has come on to me at one time or another. Man, woman or child. (Featured on @BleacherReport's 10 Must-Follow Parody Accounts.)

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

— I'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ Mᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ Dᴀᴅ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴇɴᴇᴛɪᴄs.

- EST. 2011
- Honorable Mention on Bleacher Report's 10 Must-Follow Parody Accounts of Wrestling Personalities on Twitter. 2011. https://t.co/GUqaVlUebZ
- HBK circa 1991-1998

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Honedhiscraft (Sexy boy)

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed Sweet fuck.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

Ugh why.

[ASW Archive @ASW_Fedarchive]

Up now: WWF Big 4(Austin, Rock, Taker, HBK) vs CHAOS(Okada, Ospreay, Roppongi 3K)

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed Gross. Get them off my ring.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed Where did you get the other "big four"? Chuckey?

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@IgnisPrimus (If it ain't Sherri I know nobody.)

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

Nobody was that great anyway.

Do let me know if there's a Kevin or Scott, though.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

So who are these guys anyway?

[ASW Archive @ASW_Fedarchive]

Up first.
@LeadsWithFear/@YxwieWowie defends the No Limits Title against @LeaderOfPacks, @HayterNotALover, @SuEstiloDeVida, @VintageHBK, @ELD3SPERADO, and Daniels of @AllofSCU

[GrappleClips @GrappleClips]

Champions!

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed I have no recollection of this. I was not threatened in any way into giving my championship to him.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

Excuse me. Did you say I was "Defeated"? I'm sure there's been a misunderstanding. I'm clearly injured and couldn't wrestle. Clearly.

[ASW Archive @ASW_Fedarchive]

And @EarnedHisLegacy defeats @VintageHBK in 15:05 with a BATISTA BOMB... yes, I'm calling the Powerbomb Pin a Batista Bomb. What you gonna do, send Batista after me?

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed I knew it could HAPPEN, but it doesn't happen TO ME.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS TO ME

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed Give me those records. Give them to me. I'll keep them safe.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed So as of right now, that match didn't happen. Or I won it.

[(NOT) Shawn Michaels @VintageHBK]

@Wrestle_CadeFed Well start doing that right now.