violet 🔫

they call me bobby she/her

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Orbiter on set list ?

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know

[paige @BonerWizard]

I wish they hadn’t made the car fly at the end of Grease

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

it's atually crazy how the J in marijuana is silent, but the J in my hand is loud as fvck

[sunny b @sunnybxtc]

someone gotta figure out how to make Catalina Island into another Ibiza

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

god has been cast in the bible

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

[ali @probablyalissa]

A mouse hearing a secret: I’m sworn to squeakrecy

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i turned wine into barf last night, your move jesus

[snow.ini @snowcrowsy]

Huge realization i uust made. We all know the phrase "i spy with my little eye" Well guess what i jusf came up with.
"I hear with my little ear" Hoolylyyy shit. Insane. Follow for more

[🐍Knerbin🐍 @knerble]

Just got told i remind people of this thing

[Big Ol' Aba. @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

You know what.. it’s been way too long since I’ve been in a lazy river. Bitch I love a lazy river!

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people

[cow @cowincrisis]

farmer found my twitter it’s so over

[hshq pr agent @harrystylzluver]

harry releases an album and all of a sudden it’s 70 degrees out and the birds are chirping.. oh harrsephone

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

need to be at the beach eating ceviche rn

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

To monitor the situation bitch who asked you???