Violet Schultz

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What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.

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Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield.

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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

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In the end, everything is a gag.

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A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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Every soldier is an enemy.

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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.