Violetjjdesigns | Jazz

Illustrator, Designer, Maker ✏️💜Portsmouth, UK 3-4 week order turnaround. Facebook and Instagram she/her

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Haven’t been on Twitter in a while. Glad to come on and this be top of my feed 😂

[𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 @Cerra__]

I’ve never loved anyone as much as she loves KEVIN!

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

This is Nova 🐈😎♥️ #Caturday

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Toploader must be really skint as well as being really shit.

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

You had me at Stephen Graham 👀❤️

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Four detectives. Four timelines. Four crime scenes. One victim!?

BODIES – starring Stephen Graham – premieres 19 October, only on Netflix.

[terry christian @terrychristian]

The huge tragedy of the UK is that for 31 of past 44 years The Tories and their asset stripping short termism has downgraded our country.
Decent housing was turned into an unaffordable asset - we have gone from the second most equal society in Europe ( after Germany) in 1975 to the most unequal society in Europe with crumbling infrastructure , collapsing services, bankrupt councils and an NHS about to implode. All the tories do is spread hate so their backers , fossil fuel companies and others can rip us all off in perpetuity . Once they ate voted out they must never be allowed to resurrect again. They are a worse plague than Covid 19 in this country, they offer nothing but pain, death ignorance and insecurity

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Tenner Tuesday offer today! ✨

Family Portrait for £10 (including UK postage)

Message me to order. 💜

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Launched some Autumn portraits in the middle of a heatwave 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🍁🍂

£5 for a digital portrait though 🐾 #fiverfriday

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

@AbsoluteTerror_ Yeah we’ve disagreed through DPS and now it goes down that route.

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Wasted time and energy and money going back to the old house to clean to try and get our deposit back and of course the greedy c**t of a landlady is taking the entire deposit and claiming shit is broken that we didn’t even do.

Too much greed in this world. Makes me sick.

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

@ADarkWhimsy Oh really! Can’t believe she’s actually doing more than just painting the walls 😂🙊

Hopefully will be in a better condition for the next tenants, and hopefully the next tenants are nice! 🤞🏼❤️

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

@ADarkWhimsy Happy Anniversary! 😍🥰 miss you guys! Xx

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Me as an overstimulated Mum, amirite? 😂

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Did three loads of washing today. THREE. And the wash basket is still full lmao having kids and not doing a load for two or three days is fun.

Did I wash any of my own clothes? Probably not. 😂🤪

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

@LindsayyyBarber @VeryBadLlama Give him a couple of cans for the journey too…

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Summer, you’re a bit late mate 😂🥵

[Bola Sol @Bola_Sol]

September’s weather showing up as sunny and 25+ when I’d given up and was ready for autumn

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

* Me scrubbing away for 10 minutes *

The bolognese stain on my tupperware looking back at me:

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Things I didn’t know about being a parent before being a parent #1043090 - nurseries are all about getting as much money as possible out of you before putting first the needs of your child. ✌🏼

[Violetjjdesigns | Jazz @Violetjjdesigns]

Does the life admin ever end after moving? 🥲🫠😂