Jordan Eaton

Writer | Nerd | Human

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

@NotSoFarEast I suppose it's possible that they could complain, but I fear they would not have any support from the text.

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

Time traveler goes back in time, prevents his parent's from ever meeting in the first place. Realizes he was adopted.

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

@OssmannBridget YES

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

Reason #13,678 to own a dog: they make remarkably good book holders.

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

A Freudian slip.

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

What do you call an undergarment that reveals too much?

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

#NewProfilePic

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

"I was #tweeting before it was cool."
(The plight of the #hipster #bird.)

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Sen. Kamala Harris just torched Trump’s DHS Secretary over her racist dogwhistling

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

At nearly two feet tall, the stack of papers and notebooks I have left to recycle has reached manga-like levels of comic proportion.
#cleaning #recycling

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

What, this? This isn't an overly large collection of books. This is... the product of my continuing efforts to bulletproof my bookcases.
#bibliophile

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

-Martin Luther King Jr. 1963

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

At just 19 years old, Muslim woman Bushra Amiwala is stepping up and running for office

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This elderly woman can ‘see the magic of Christmas’ after her eye doctor carried her through the snow for treatment

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

I take turtles very seriously.

[BBC One @BBCOne]

Meet the Thirteenth Doctor #DoctorWho #Doctor13

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I made Paul Ryan's stupid WALL video about hunting BIGFOOT and it actually makes sense now.😘👌🏻

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

1. Spend two hours optimizing your ENBlocal.ini values
2. Accidentally override said values when installing preset
3. Weep
#Skyrim

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

Dear Google, the web page I just looked at had an ad for items I had open in another tab. Please make it less obvious you're selling my soul

[Jordan Eaton @VioletsAndBlue]

@neiltyson First a world class astrophysicist, now he's a poet too? Not cool. Leave some brilliance for the rest of us. 😊