Jordan

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

My testosterone is up I’m horny af

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

@PhotographyNest Yuuuup

[ᴵˈᵐ ᵒᵏ(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡ @PhotographyNest]

Work like SpongeBob
Fuck like Patrick
Suffer like Squidward
Stack it up like Mr crabs
Stay in your bubble like Sandy
Meow like Gary

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

Here’s a list of the healthiest fast food places I’ve found, if you play your choices right;
Chick fil a (grilled chicken)
Hawaiian bbq (rice and meat)
Panda express (rice, meat, greens)
Raising canes (naked chicken)

They usually all fit my macros nicely

[ᴵˈᵐ ᵒᵏ(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡ @PhotographyNest]

Insane clip from the "giant claw" show 2023 of @ViperJay09221 getting headbutted live on cam

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

I want to be married, raise a family, and to defeat my enemies in honorable combat. Is that too much to ask?

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

I got that dope that’ll fuck up yo life

[Cassette Cache @cassettecache]

16 Artists. 9 Labels. 1 Compilation.

The Thank You Compilation, available on YouTube Nov. 4 @ 12PM PST.

It's been a little over a year since I've started this page, so it's time to throw a little event -- a thank you compilation. Each artist and label was asked for permission beforehand to use one track from one of their albums!

Expect music from artists like:

- Automaton Concepts (@automatoncon)
- Blinkhorn (@blinkhorn_music)
- Cape Coral
- Cityman 900 (@cityman900)
- days of blue (@daysofblueskies)
- Don Chicharron (@DonLoroLoco)
- Fan Fiordo (@fanfiordo)
- 𝐺𝑂𝑅𝐸 (@visceraandvapor)
- Low End Wizards (Masta Cypher Devine & Goomson)
- Machina Pensant (@machinapensant)
- Macroblank (@macroblank )
- Majestic 12 (@MJ12_Music)
- m e m o r y メモリー (@memoryvapor)
- Oblique Occasions (@obliquevapor)
- ROMBREAKER (@ROMBREAKER)
- w u s o 命 (@wusodream)

All tracks are from albums that I've previously shown from labels such as:

- Aloe City Wrld (@aloecitywrld)
- Business Casual (@bizcasual)
- Cityman Productions
- Doki Doki Beats (@dokidokibeats)
- The Inner Realmz
- Liminal Garden (@liminalgarden)
- Pause & Reflect Music (@COMMA_PandR)
- Shatterfoil Industries (@shatterfoil)
- Underwater Computing_ (@UnderwaterComp1)

Link to the video will be posted later on.

But that doesn't end there. Happen to be at Flamingofest next weekend? You could be one of the very lucky few to snag a limited compilation tape!

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

Is my desire to kill my ego derived from my ego?

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

This how I feel sometimes

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

Imagine being a Egyptian and you find a tortoise.

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

@ATRightMovies Blade runner and that one where he tries to get Steve corral laid

[ᴵˈᵐ ᵒᵏ(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ͜ ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣ ˶ )♡ @PhotographyNest]

Vaporwave

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

I’m like a solid 5 1/2 inches. 6 if we foreplay.

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

Jalapeño mayo Hennessy Bacon Bourbon Burger on a brioche bun. With your choice of beer with a shot of Hennessy in it.

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

Nothing better than the smell of bacon coffee and gun powder

[Jordan @ViperJay09221]

Here’s all my babies I’m having next year (all different baby mommas) we’re all going to live here together in my Reno mansion.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Ed Sheeran confirms to GQ that he already has his own grave in his backyard ready to go:

“It’s a hole that’s dug in the ground with a bit of stone over it, so whenever the day comes and I pass away, I get to go in there. People think it’s really weird and really morbid, but I’ve had friends die without wills, and no one knows what to do.”

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Jack-in-the-box employee shoots at customers from over missing curly fries in Houston 👀 https://t.co/1559dtNiZU