ViperMonkey

Recovering Sh*tcoin addict.
Master's Degree in Poor Life Choices.
Lover of Sports. Hater of Pickleball. Here for the art. Not the community.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

I can't believe I'm just seeing this tweet. I have played since I was 11. I have listened to make religiously since 2009. I would have given anything to play tennis with him. RIP Mac. I keep wishing it all wasn't real.

[Mac @MacMiller]

looking for people to play tennis with. serious inquiries only.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

F*ck you @UMG

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

Drake is the GOAT Don't @ me. I don't care. 3 albums for the weekend. Iceman is 🔥🔥🔥

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

Imagine being a college basketball Coach and not even calling the 2nd leading scorer in the history of the state.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@Akademiks Any fu*king day now would be great. The delay is just pissing me off at this point

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

Just came here to tell @dish that you're a greedy pos. Thanks for having a dispute with my local CBS station so I can't watch any of the games. You're service is dying along with cable and @DIRECTV . If you were smart you would adapt. I hope you go bankrupt.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

You can block me, but you can't ever unf*ck me. #awinisawin

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

Another Friday and another nothing burger from @Drake. So over the game these artists play. If you aren't dropping your album then at least give fans something. We all know there are songs that you can publish even if they aren't going to be on the album.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@PPRFantasyTips The only one I can say definitively as a Bears fan is, No caleb will NEVER improve his accuracy.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

There is no better feeling than seeing that someone who wouldn't give you the time of day when you were younger has aged like milk.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@Drake For the love of God release something

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@TMZ RIP MOX

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@Drake Any day now. Feel free to release something new.

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

Bill Belichick not being a first ballot Hall of Famer is another reason why it's time to stop letting sports writers vote for every hall of fame in sports. @NFL @MLB

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@cryptoto12300 @LaunchOnTok You're dumb

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@Gene_usdt @elpeipei

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@Reece_is_3ABM @Akademiks The ONLY real IceMan

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@PPRFantasyTips Things I can answer with certainty: Justin Jefferson= yes
Travis Hunter's value as a WR plummets
Tyler Shough is 1000% NO QB1 and their future
Trevor Lawrence yes. He has found his groove
Chase Brown absolutely a 2nd rounder

That's all I can say definitively. The rest= no clue

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

@dandanglerteam

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

My Fantasy F*CK YOU list for 2025:
-Josh Jacobs
-Bucky Irving
-Kirk Cousins (because he hates Drake London)

Honorable Mention F*CK YOU:
Alec Pierce w/out a real QB
Travis Kelce w/out Mahomes
Michael Pittman
Andy Reid
Matt Lafleur
Todd Bowles
The NY Giants
@SiriusXMFantasy

[ViperMonkey @ViperMonkey79]

Any of these fantasy analysts want to give us a little insight into wtf happened with Josh Jacobs? He was my keeper this year but looks like that might be a one and done.
@SiriusXMFantasy @FantasyPros @MBFantasyLife