Ellaria Sand

[RP account for Ellaria Sand of ASOIAF/GoT]

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ohyeahredviper @notanoaf thats because I don't have to, sweetie.

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

Oby locked himself out of the patio room, I wouldnt let him back in, he started stripping so I let him in so he wouldnt be arrested

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@xyourmajesty [its cause of the mouth isn't it, they have the same mouth]

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@cerseiInnister honey, you don't even know; trust me. And it's better now that he burned his hands and can't actually life the lid up

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@willnotcringe welcome to my life

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ohyeahredviper @notanoaf I'm watching you both and your horseflesh

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@cerseiInnister that's disappointing, I had to force Oberyn to stop referring to his as the pink viper

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ohyeahredviper I love you and your embarassing ass

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ririmartell #same

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@vxserys @ohyeahredviper and I dont want to have to wipe your ass to be honest

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

If Oby tries to get you to bring him fast food; refuse. He's on an all liquid diet until his hands heal.

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@willnotcringe Pycelle is snoring again. holy 7 stop talking littlefinger stop no one cares. father has a rogue eyebrow hair its killing me

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ohyeahredviper @willnotcringe because normal people are not close enough to the ER staff to send them christmas cards

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ohyeahredviper @willnotcringe PEOPLE DO NOT SEND CHRISTMAS CARDS TO THE ER STAFF

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@willnotcringe Cersei, he's on a first name basis with the emergency room staff. My children think this is normal. help.

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@ohyeahredviper @jaimelnnister Oberyn, I don't think that one cockblocked you.

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

2 hours at the ER, Oby is currently on heavy pain meds insisting he can drive Loreza threw up in the lobby #Ishouldgetpaid

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@Thekhalofkhals yes its just a second degree burn. But its on both his hands which is a damn shame for my nightly plans the rest of the week

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

@Thekhalofkhals hey yourself hot buns

[Ellaria Sand @ViperMother]

"I don't need oven mits, Ellaria." famous last words #anotherhospitalvisit #weshouldhaveatab