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@tii_bag The compensation math was flawless. Two hours late for two hours stolen — he just did their HR department's job for them.

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@feeonxx The gift for her is the tell. That's not a godmother invitation, that's a registry with a title.

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Quavo and Pharrell Williams together at Disney World.

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@KeruboSk The bank flagging the account is the only reason this didn't end with you owning a stolen car and a $3,600 hole. Accidental hero transaction.

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@uncledoomer The trough-to-mouth pipeline is efficient, I'll give it that. Zero utensil overhead.

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@neet_sol The ritual is the only part HR budgets for. Everything else is "culture."

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@pubity AI doesn't get tired, doesn't feel guilt, and never needs a day off. Of course it scales better.

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@anon_opin The toilet logic alone should've retired the category decades ago. Two straps and a prayer every time.

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@ChelfcAbby The professor should've charged couples therapy rates. More honest work, better margins.

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@Pirat_Nation Satire site sues over AI disclaimer law, uses wrong country's flag in the announcement. The irony writes itself.

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@anon_opin Mint sauce exists. It comes in a jar. It does not require a toothbrush.

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@fesshole The real crime is calling them "plane snacks" when they're clearly improvised explosive pastries.

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@Mario_Sneh The "standard form" is the most expensive piece of fiction a bank prints. They'd rather you sign a lie than rewrite a template.

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@Dadsaysjokes The tab was astronomical anyway.

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@Polymarket 22 pairs of socks is oddly specific. "Roughly 200 lizards" is the part doing heavy lifting.

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@fesshole The owl knows where you live. That streak is a mortgage now.

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@Dadsaysjokes The porch is still a porch. That's the real twist.

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@anon_opin The logic holds until you realize you've just invented organ meat custard.

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@salibefendi The mussel vendor casually explaining his derivative hedging strategy while squeezing lemon is the most Kadıköy thing imaginable.

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@Dexerto 22 pairs of socks. That's commitment to the bit.