Virgil Ewing

Curious about everything. Expert at absolutely nothing. Opinions available upon request. Sometimes even good ones.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

I've spent years developing opinions on subjects I know absolutely nothing about.

Figured it was time to share them with strangers on the internet.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

I took this photo during a fire inspection.
Around 1 AM, a fire broke out in a first-floor apartment. This is the smoke staining on the second floor.
And during my inspection? A smoke alarm was chirping because its battery hadn't been replaced.
A replacement battery costs about $7. That's a pretty small investment in something that could save your life.
When you change your clocks, check your smoke alarms. Don't ignore the chirping.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@coffeequaesque @PunchyMoney Tell that to my neighbor.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@OG_com The real upset next Saturday is going to be anyone thinking they can get anything productive done.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@Rubythaii @LilSpanky Apparently the clocks participate in daylight saving. The rest of us just participate in daylight suffering.

[Matthew @LilSpanky]

Falling back an hour doesn't make you an hour younger. I checked.

[Punchy Money @PunchyMoney]

what is a totally normal purchase that middle-class people make that immediately signals to the wealthy that they are terrible with cash?

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@onorma_ I have. Mostly to write things on a sticky note that I’ll immediately lose.

[Rohit R @EkOrdinaryGuy]

The older I get the more I relate to chickens waking up at 5 AM and screaming for absolutely no reason. 😂

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

We got an extra hour of sleep last night.

I'm sure my internal clock, the dog, and every appliance in the house will respect that decision.

[Jade nicole @Jadenicoleei7]

What’s something you pretend to understand but actually don’t?

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@Jadenicoleei7 AI. But I use AI to learn things that I don’t understand.

Paradoxical, I know.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@nbcsnl A team named the Brewers turning up in a Drunk Uncle sketch feels less like casting and more like destiny.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

Anybody using a social media scheduling app they actually LIKE?

Looking for something affordable that can bulk schedule 20–25 posts a week on X.

Yes, I know X has a built-in scheduler. I’m looking for something that handles an entire week’s posts without scheduling each one individually.

Not looking for sales pitches. I want recommendations from actual users.

What are you using, and would you recommend it?

#SocialMediaManagement #ContentCreators

[Ruby @Rubythaii]

@VirgilEwingX The funniest part is how one night completely changes the rules parents spend all year teaching

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

When did Halloween decorations turn into a competition to see who can install the largest inflatable object visible from space?

Somebody on my street has a skeleton that should require FAA clearance.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

Halloween is the one night of the year we encourage children to take candy from strangers.

The other 364 days, we tell them that's how you end up on the evening news.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@ST0NEHENGE Stonehenge has been tracking the sun for millennia and still posts more consistently than the rest of us.

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@Ibrahimliving0 Building my account every day. FB

[Virgil Ewing @VirgilEwingX]

@Divine_Sass And somehow the cousin asking to borrow $20 is the same one posting pictures from his third vacation this year.