40 Year Old Virgin

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Really, They frown upon it because it's not with them, so maybe they should get better in bed. #Virgins

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

I think the reason why I'm a virgin, is because people frown upon women that love sex

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Do me yo yo master. Because you're the yoyo guy. I'm so fucking interesting #Virgins

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

I went to magic camp #Virgin

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Touching a women's breast is like touching a bag of sand. #Virgin

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Her dirty talk was awesome. ME so horny! Me love you long time

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

One time, I got to 3rd base. Then she farted in my face

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

@KSIOlajidebt I'll win that tournament with ease.

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

@KSIOlajidebt The anticipation is more nerve racking than a white dude having sex with a black chick

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

@ComedyGamer They'll all end up like 40 year old virgins anyway

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

@NepentheZ Even a hooker won't have sex with me

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Dad do you have any XL condoms ?
Oh shut up Scotty, you have a tiny dick.

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Virgins; Forever asking for extra large condoms. #virgins

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

I don't need sex. I have my hand. And my dog

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

The pope telling people not to use a condom. Sex advice from a virgin in a cape

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Sometimes I get called Virgin Mobile because I have a wheelchair

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

@Royceda59 Tell Em, in his new album. Slim Shady needs to make one last appearance

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Wish I was there..

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

So I hear the #wakestock festival now has 12 year olds allowed to enter. Child pregnancy and rape continues

[40 Year Old Virgin @Virgin40Years]

Some fat chick asked for sex and I said yes, but then she asked if she could go on top. No Hagrid!