Virgin Cat Lady

My cat has more sex than I do. My other half lives in England. @english_mufffin #LDR

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

Sooo Jack has his interview with immigration on Friday to see if he can move to the US! Prayers would be greatly appreciated! 😊🙏

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

Bitches be like "OMG. Goals."

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

I wish people would stop saying "goals" to everything.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

I need opinions!

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

I just finished Fangirl and I don't know what to do with myself.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

I need Rainbow Rowell to write some more books.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

I'm convinced that my mom gave my cat away while I was in England.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

Still depressed about my cat running away.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

.@HoodieAllen on the local station! https://t.co/9TEBzqXjR8

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

@English_Mufffin Happy anniversary! I love you so much and I can't wait to start our forever together💕

Now go to sleep! 😘💨💋💋💋💕

[That British Guy @English_Mufffin]

Happy 11 month anniversary to the most amazing girlfriend in the whole world. You make me the happiest guy in the world @VirginCatLady ❤️

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

I'm sorry for my lack of tweets, I don't use twitter anymore.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

@CityChicCouple I just don't use twitter anymore!

[That British Guy @English_Mufffin]

Had the best birthday ever.

Got to spend it with my girl @VirginCatLady ❤️ , plus we went to the zoo🐅🐘!

And I got OU v Kstate tickets!🏈

[That British Guy @English_Mufffin]

I had the best birthday of my life this year and it's all thanks to my girl @VirginCatLady

I love you 😘💨💋💋💋❤️

[That British Guy @English_Mufffin]

Happy 21st birthday to the worlds best girlfriend! Never a day passes where I don't think how lucky I am.

I love you @VirginCatLady

🎈🎉❤️

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

Life update: i miss @English_Mufffin more than ever and my cat ran away two days before I got back from England.

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

Willow Pape was at Fashion Week and I wasn't?!

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

“@English_Mufffin: I have the worlds best girlfriend.

I love you @VirginCatLady ❤️”
You do 💁
I love you more 😘

[Virgin Cat Lady @VirginCatLady]

@English_Mufffin ugliest picture of me.