Virgin Mary

I am the Virgin Mary, Married to Joseph, Mother of Jesus Christ and Baby Momma of GOD! Pow! Can you spot me in my cover photo?

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

Oh well England 6 Nations didn't go your way, never mind always World war 3 to look forward too, you seem to win those.............

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

Who would like to see a Miracle #MagicTrick #Con

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Bad breath is better than none.

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

I'm watching the @rickygervais show and I'm pissing myself with laughter!

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

looking for introductions on twitter?... http://t.co/Csf6oP9Q

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

The CSA just informed me The Big Man owes me $650000200737373000000002364849403838300000000000 in payments #hardtocomprehend

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

Bread Fish and Wine for tea again? Jesus get a new trick already, that 1 is like 2000 years old #Fact

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

Me and Joseph are thinking about trading in the Donkey for something a bit more suitable for a family of three? Any suggestions?

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

On the phone to the CSA the Big Man is 2000 years behind with his child support payments? What's a woman to do!!

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

telling my son to go and get a job and stop bumming round the house playing on twitter, he says he doesn't want 2 his last job killed him!

[Virgin Mary @VirginMary9]

Virgin Mary is on Twitter! Bringing Biblical Shit #Fact #Bible #diebieberdie

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Today is Christmas on the planet Brozigax. So far Jesus has died for the sins of 253 alien races. But you were the first - and the sinniest!