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I don’t like bullies. I do like yarn. No gavarya pa-russki.

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@TheIsla70352665 @LASHYBILLS Don’t forget a drunk customer realizes on sobering up that s/he grossly overtopped and cancels the tip amount. Claims fraud, though it was really a mean trick to get a waitresses hopes up. You don’t get charged tips paid out each night at any restaurant I know ofc

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@vest22 @IanRunkle I disagree. I think the person just didn’t want to be intrusive.

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@Kinza1278 Most people have to mow on weekends, and in much of the country it rains whenever it wishes. Live with the noise, or live with long grass.

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@SomaKazima2 Don’t put a solid, white rug in a rental. Asking for instant stains.
Maybe they moved the nightstand because they dropped something.
Don’t buy cheap window blinds. They break.

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@danblock4 Is it tough being g squeaked at as if you were a Beatle?

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@artofsmokinout I just hope it doesn’t make me cough like an idiot like the light-up contents.

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@BostonDefender @bobalessi Lucky you.

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@Suzierizzo1 How about you ask them rather than spread accusations?

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@fOx1257067 As the old sage once said, salad isn’t food, it’s what food eats.

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@mindrbIowing Or, you just could have not used gel nail polish.

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@aburkhartlaw Once they’re on you, you must remain in place.

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@aburkhartlaw I’m not surprised, but I am too old to dedicate that much of my life to a second trial. You can be my eyes and ears.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ Does the park have a ‘all dogs must be leashed’ policy? If yes, it doesn’t matter how good the dog is.

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@artofsmokinout The modern mother’s little helper.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ It costs a good deal more money to place the a/c unit in the ground. Where the weight of snowfall is not a concern, builders place the unit on the roof because it’s cheaper.

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@HaYoMiDe_ If your diction is good, you will never say need to live. Never.

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@HaYoMiDe_ Knee to olive.

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@danblock4 Disown her.

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@danblock4 @sugarfruit1014 I’m still waiting for my replacement part.

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@aburkhartlaw They are plotting an office coup while the CEO is out of earshot.