Ryan Smith

I should have made nothing if I had not made mistakes

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

This is the most apt image to describe my life.

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

A lot of people have struggled to believe me when I say that the Australian Human Rights Commission is giving pregnancy protections in law to men who claim to be woman, because it’s so stupid it’s hard to believe anyone would say it.

Enjoy:

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@FiftyFourgaming Loved it. The first day one CoD I owned. Many great memories and hours poured into it. Still reminisce about those days from time to time. Alas, it is still no Bloons Tower Defense 6, though a worthy time nonetheless

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@nypost When I die, let me leave with some dignity…

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

Nobody will ever do it like Bill man.

The randomness, casualness, and aptness of this analogy.

I’m crying.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

In what way is irony applicable?

[KNBR @KNBR]

"I find it very ironic that I got a technical foul for telling a Caucasian referee not to put his hand in my face. As a black man in America, don't put your hand in my face."

Draymond Green speaks up loud and clear on the technical foul he was assessed tonight.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

Breaking Bad had such a stranglehold on our pop culture zeitgeist we were theorising the significance of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium DVD in Walts Cabin. Nowadays I can’t even remember what Glup Shitto featured in last nights latest snooze fest. We fell from grace hard and fast

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Can’t wait for them to trade Tatum in 18 months for Michael Porter Jnr and Christian Braun.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@PopBase All excitement for this movie seized when I saw this animation. They better pull a Sonic and reanimate the thing. What the actual fuck.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@DiscussingFilm What the fuck is this animation? I’m gonna puke.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@LegionHoops @LakeShowYo If there’s one thing I know about Miles Bridges, this is gonna slap

[Cody @noobmastercody]

Mark Cuban seeing the Mavs traded Luka to the Lakers

[Stella @skyrocketstella]

ㅤ

[Sony Pictures @SonyPictures]

Sony Pictures to release Spider-Man 4 on May 6, 2011.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@DiscussingFilm Antonio Banderas really has become the new version of The Rock playing this same character for the last 10 movies I swear

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@DiscussingFilm The last line tied the scene perfectly.

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@dochudson_ NO FUCKING WAY. CHECK THE PULSE

[Ryan Smith @VirginWarrior69]

@AMAZlNGNATURE We’ve all been there… tough break