Virginia Black

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

[Virginia Black @VirginiaBlck]

SHOCKING: Woman Caught Giving A Guy A Blowjob In Public A... https://t.co/H8kph7ILje

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Oysters can change gender depending on which is best for mating.

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twitter taught me how to use "&gt and &lt" better than math did.

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Skipping breakfast makes it harder for the body to burn calories. Including a piece of chocolate with your breakfast makes it easier.

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*accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago*me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

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#DontWakeMeUpUnless The house is on fire or you have food for me otherwise google your problems.

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60% of people have an unlimited text message plan with no one to text on a regular basis.

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vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds

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Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start.

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tattoos &amp piercings are really attractive, but you have to know the limit

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If you own a cat, your risk of heart attack decreases by 30%

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SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

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me getting dressed before school: *sits for twenty minutes without a shirt on thinking about all the reasons why i hate school*

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Being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like "my mom said no" you just have to change your name and move away

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Leonardo da Vinci could write with one and and draw with the other at the same time.

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its almost 2014 and every now and then i still forget that its not 2012 anymore

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i'm so ugly! she said as she uploaded selfie number 739 to an album titled 'meh&lt3'

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When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside. -Me to my fridge

[Virginia Black @VirginiaBlck]

Swallowing semen can reduce a woman's risk of developing a dangerous pregnancy condition called "pre-eclampsia."

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you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you're still on the sofa