I should be writing a quite sad and melancholic story, but my head is filled with jokes... Should I be taking a different career path and send my dry jokes to @jimmycarr?
Welcome my new 2023 hashtag: #MyMonkeyMind
#horizonslive Brian, could a world line also be mapped as the person travels through space so as well as logging time you log the coordinates of yourself on Earth as earth travels through space? James
If your wife gives you the "divorce eyes" when you're eating a penis-shaped pancake... Just get the bloody divorce. You are in a very unhappy and perhaps toxic relationship 😘😘😘 https://t.co/hIkeOypWfu #NakedSoho
Satanism is not a religion. It is an atheistic political movement. Satan was chosen as the figurehead in order to upset & anger the uptight, the religious and the squares.
@WilliamShatner Wow. That's really cool.
90 years old and you're making TV shows, releasing albums, doing live shows, etc... and now going to space.
And I'm hopeful i can walk up a flight of stairs when I'm 90.
Keep those feet movin'!!