Caligula Apologist

I am going to get really silly and no one is going to stop me. 🇺🇸✝️

[Khyle. @khyleri]

"Ma'am, we received a noise complaint"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

[KyotoZoomer 🎑 @KyotoZoomerKZ]

How World Cup participants be playing knowing that if they lose their country will be depicted as a nіggеr getting ripped in half:

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

Dangit they screwed up my order at starbucks

You're lucky I'm not an actual rapist yet.

[wyatt @gorilla_rape]

they are going to house and feed this retard for 35 years and let him become a gang member in jail and let him out.

[josé @soberseas]

apparently I can’t say “beaned out” at work when referencing something Mexican that I did

[Punished Billy @gigabilly]

Libtards watch black people eat 10,000 calorie jar of pineapple demon juice and stare at you dead in the eyes and demand universal healthcare.

[Skely @123skely]

I was at the bar and this girl comes up to me and says “hey what’s your type?”

I said “happy girls”

And she just stares right at me and walked away.

[Cash_Nicholson @Cash_Nicholson]

Convincing argument but Im still not voting blue

[Dapper Detective @Dapper_Det]

🚨BREAKING: 21 people shot, including children across Chicago so far this weekend, mass shooting last night & 5 police officers hospitalized after being mowed down by an 18-year-old at a teen takeover on the West Side.

Chicago is a total war zone ruled by Democrats.

[words and sometimes symbols @halfexposure]

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

[zib zeeb the earth ling @saturninvicta]

>be brown neo-nazis
>attempt mass shooting
>kill other brown neo-nazi
>shoot selves