—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔.

『❝𝑴𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖, @DeceivingAesir.❞』⦂ Sylvie Laufeydottir.

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

෴𝘌𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀.෴

Sʏʟᴠɪᴇ. Gᴏᴅᴅᴇss Oғ Mɪsᴄʜɪᴇғ. ̶̶E̶̶n̶̶c̶̶h̶̶a̶̶n̶̶t̶̶r̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶.̶ Mɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴄʏ.

⁍ ⁍ ⁍ ↻| ♡ for gif starter.

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Don't coward up, darling— 【😇💚】

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

NoOoo

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

• • •

• • •

• • •

No.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

Let’s have twelve more .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

I am.

Brace up.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

don’t start this.

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

@DeceivingAesir

Happy father's day to Eira's favorite person. . .because I know, you're her favorite parent for a fact. 【🙄🖤】

We love you 【🖤💚💛】

S & E.

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Oh, she is the 'spawn' now?

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

. . .How dare you bring the spawn into this .

[ً @holyaches]

something as gracious as a heart doesn't suit me at all.

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

But I won't be stopping Eira if she grabs you and squeezes you in her tiny hands—

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

Great answer.

Terrific even !

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

. . .Well. . .

【Slow blink】yes. . .?

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

that didn’t answer my question .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

The ducks would try to eat you—

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

Hey @ViridianDevilry . . .

Would you — stilllikemeifIwereaworm

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

I said y e s.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

I said no .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Who wanted a child—

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

correction .

I can’t sleep because of Eira .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Yes.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

no .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Don't tempt me to change the locks—

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

because I carry seventy copies of the keys .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

You can't sleep without me—

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

you will sleep in the attic .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

All my attempts have been unsuccessful.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

I’m surprised my wife hasn’t locked me out of the house yet .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

. . .But since Eira can barely stand, her mother will take care of them in the meantime 【😌】

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

Then they are a gift to Eira, and Eira only.

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Would you like me to entertain you with defying gravity for the third time today, my beloved?

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

Sylvie has the wicked album on full blast throughout the house .

Make the torturing stop . I beg .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

But it's great for Eira! She loves petting them.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

No!

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

. . .Can we have more ducks, by any chance?

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

You did .

[—𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓔𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔. @ViridianDevilry]

Oh, yes. I absolutely married you for the ducks.

[━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐫 @DeceivingAesir]

Making it known that @ViridianDevilry only likes me for my farm animals .