Vulpes Viridis

MOFA - Make Orwell Fiction Again

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#IHaveAMindTo maybe play hashtag games again when the country isn't on fire, recovering from a mass shooting, or generally freaking out.
See you when I see you. 😢

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#WhenImHomeForTheDay I find out who really misses me when I'm gone.

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#OurCountryNeeds more empathy. Period.

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#MyCrazyChildhoodDream was to run away & live in the Metropolitan Museum of Art like that girl in
The Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Because it's the only rational choice. #WhyImStillStanding

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Facts just being facts.
#WhatINeedIn4Words

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#ItsNotAHalloweenPartyUntil everyone is staring at their phone.
#zombieapocalypse

[Cheryl Rick Klein @cherylt2000]

#ItsNotAHalloweenPartyUntil you’ve done the “Time Warp” from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

@DrColinfan @HashtagRoundup Ah, a food adventurer. Kudos to you Sir! My husband tries everything too.

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Bugs. C'mon man, that's just gross.
#WeirdThingsToCoverInChocolate

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#IfIEverSawAGhost I would send a message to my parents.

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

I would ask it if I'm wasting my life. They would know. #IfIEverSawAGhost

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Turning out the light & pretending they're not home. #WhiteHouseHalloweenTraditions

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Dressing like pirates: 1 day a year
Acting like pirates: 364 days a year
#WhiteHouseHalloweenTraditions

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Do what you want, the end is nigh. #UnhelpfulAdviceToTeens

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

His tiny dinosaur Halloween costume
#OddThingsTheDogBuried

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#IfItWerentForMe & a rag tag group of grass roots volunteers, 65 people would have remained hungry tonight.

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

He played war games on
#FerrisBuellersOtherDayOff

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

Socks because I can only find one of each pair I own. WTF. #ShoppingListForFall

[Vulpes Viridis @ViridisVulpe]

#ImABetterMe because I root for the underdog.