Amy

Social media geek. Digital marketing enthusiast. Concert violist. Bowhunter. Cultured farmwife. You can also find me at

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

No questions asked. I don’t know what all was going on. And he’ll tell me when he gets home, but I’m grateful. This was small, but I hope when it’s big, he knows I’ll be there for him.

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

I always told my kids that if they were ever in a situation, they could call me and I would bail them out. Party that got out of hand, drug use, alcohol… whatever. I would be the bad guy. (A thread.)

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

So I texted him to get home. Then I called him. He told me to hold on until he got in the same room as his GF. When he was ready, I railed on him to get home and gave him a few chores for good measure.

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

@tomboyromance Yes!!! Care to volunteer? I could also explore drunk fiction writing and drunk genealogy

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

Drinking through the decades:
20s: Get drunk and make bad choices.
30s: Get drunk and go grocery shopping.
40s: Get drunk and do professional development.
#levelup #moveforward

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

Men: Why do you get upset when women say they don’t care where we go to eat? Because when we do tell you somewhere, you don’t want that. It’s a no-win situation and we are done playing that game.

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@BobDohr1 THIS. I hate driving in winter because of other people doing these exact things. I grew up driving in snow. I learned to drive with a plow. I shouldn’t be scared in the winter, but people are idiots.

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

I understand why some people still put two spaces after a period. That was beat into us for many years. But three spaces? Those people can go straight to hell. #amediting

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

December birthdays are like:
Well-meaning family member at thanksgiving: “You’re birthday is coming up! We’ll catch you at Xmas with an extra gift.”
Spoiler alert: They do not.
#decemberbday #decemberbirthdayssuck

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

You guys… this made my day. A bread-focused channel called…. Gluten Morgen TV https://t.co/WdcwPFeyVu. I can’t. This is too precious. #glutenmorgen

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

@tomboyromance Best Borg analogy of the week.

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

@AlexTallitsch Change that to DNR guidelines for hunting and you’ve got every weekend at my cabin.

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@tomboyromance Same. My HBO Max and Netflix accounts get mad usage every October/November #DrWho #NoGovtAds

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

I absolutely love that @WPR decreed we need a minimum daily requirement of Bach. Seriously here for it. Because we do. #musicmatters #dailybach

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

If you’re tired of the Wisconsin political ads, pop over and enjoy this election. Truly remarkable candidates and 100% more salmon than any other political race.

[NPR @NPR]

fat bear week

*banging fists on table*

fat beAR WEEK

FAT BEAR WEEK
https://t.co/a3Q4wclJbF

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

@BobDohr1 Gorgeous composition!

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

Just a gorgeous sunset over a lake in northern Wisconsin, in case anyone needs a random hit of beauty in their feed tonight.

[Amy @VirtualSprite]

Just a point of order: Cake mixes are not ingredients. They’re a mix of ingredients. So if your “3 ingredient cookies” has a cake mix as one of them? That’s cheating and it’s wrong. This is the hill I will die on today.