Tal M. Klein

Recording artist @paperecordings. @swardley mapper. Author of @PunchEscrow. Repped by @PantherFist. Managed by Howie Sanders @anoncontent

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I am but a humble Lieutenant Corporal in Prince John's Gazpacho Police.

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@PrimeVideo So good in black & white!!!

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@BosCardHunter OnlyCards here we come

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@CardPurchaser def fate_of_card(card):
cost = GRADING_FLOOR + FRICTION
graded = card.raw_value * grade_multiplier(card) # expected slab value
margin = graded - card.raw_value - cost

if graded >= HIGH_END_CUTOFF and margin > 0:
return "GRADE" # high end:

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@YankeesPod 99

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@Lukeeeeeee_ @eBay @CardPurchaser I know! They really should stop putting reds players on orange parallels.

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@Giants @NFL Ok can we bring @saquon back too?

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@CardPurchaser Wemby Monarch

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@CardPurchaser Nuggets!

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@CardPurchaser The man made a great salad

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@Topps

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

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AGI has arrived

[Irushi @Im_IrushiK]

Opus 4.8 is insane, nothing will be the same after this model 💀

[Irushi @Im_IrushiK]

Opus 4.8 is insane, nothing will be the same after this model 💀

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@CardPurchaser I still don’t get how TAG is overwhelmed considering they’re just scanning cards.

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Tweet of the year 😅

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I thought we were boycotting PSA in May?

PSA is like no we are boycotting you in June.

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@NotHoodlum @JohnCornyn @neeratanden That’s the frog reading the scorpion’s book about the art of negotiating safe passage with amphibians

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@jason_howerton I can’t think of anything worse than giving an Epstein-style sweetheart deal to a child rapist. You may be able to vote for the man who let Adam Hoffman walk free without even being placed on the sex offender registry, but I cannot.

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@KyleTrainEmoji RIKER: Can you please put the shields up NOW, Data?!

DATA: Yes, Sir. Shields activated

[camera shakes, sparks fly]

WORF: HULL DESTRUCTION IMMINENT, SIR, WE MUST ABANDON SHIP

DATA: It appears I was mistaken about the shields and I appreciate your patience with me.

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@barstoolsports @CardPurchaser odds of @Topps making a Topps Now card of this moment?

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@whignewtons If Bob puts a bounty on Dan’s head and Bob’s supporters injure Dan, can Dan not sue Bob?