Laura

Apparently too well dressed to ever live on the street (ISFJ)
I went to a fashion show for asthma
All the models were breath taking

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

My favorite thing about getting a new piercing on my birthday is telling people that I'm in my edgy era, which is ridiculous because two ear piercings are not edgy, but for me?
This is the edgiest I am going to get and no one who knows me will fight that

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

If someone could open my head like a can, take my brain out to let it soak in some cooling fluid for an hour or so, and put it back, you'd get a promotion and a 15% raise

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

if we're muting microphones, why don't they stay off when they talk out of turn? #PresidentialDebateWatchParty

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵

1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

The academic stress that you won't have time to get your oil changed, go grocery shopping, and get your homework done in time

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

The adult knowledge that your oil needs changed
The girly urge to ignore it and go about your day

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

The adult knowledge that your oil needs changed
The girly urge to ignore it and go about your day

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

One of the worst things about having asthma and the common cold is that you're not having an asthma attack, you're really not, but you're also breathing through your mouth or not as deeply as usual, so are we sure you're not having an asthma attack?

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

@tolkienista1 1000%. We decided there should be some mashup of a bachelorette show and a cooking competition. The Bachelorette eliminates men based off of how badly they cook

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

Speaking of wooing women, I made the best Mac and Cheese
#OutOfContextJoseph

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

I actually like pomegranates, so I feel like that means I'm straight
#OutOfContextJoseph

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

@coolwholockian Can you collect them all?

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

are they rubber bands or are the skin tone silly bands?

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

@coolwholockian You have several fun options.
1. The letter "O"
2. The number 0
3. If it falls right, the number 8
4. If it falls right, the infinity sign

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

@willumtidwell As an Aries, rude

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

Sitting on a toilet follows the same rules of time as airports in as far as that time is irrelevant and does not exist
#OutOfContextQuotes

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

I came from the womb thick!
#OutOfContextOwls

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

Mary had a little lamb is sacrilegious #OutOfContextFriends

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

I've been anti-blood stuck!!
#OutOfContextRoomie

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

"Ooh, a question I have no right answering because I have tons of ideas floating through my brain and very little Biblical grounding. A sure recipe for some potential heresy"
*proceeds to continue typing*
#OutOfContextJoseph

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

1. clarifying a specific point- a part of your sentence seemed grey to me so I am asking a question to narrow down what you meant in that part.
2. Making sure I communicated clearly in a way that won't question your explanation while not questioning your knowledge of the subject

[Laura @VisCountCarrot]

Just a PSA, if I am asking you a question that you feel like you just answered I am doing one of two things.