Viscount of TopHat

A pompously blustering tycoon of vast wealth and prominent status, a noted philanthropist of benevolent disposition, and worthy heir to the House of Top Hat.

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@LordMonocle Do they not realize that they have allowed the bottom to drop out of our once proud judicial system?

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@LordMonocle I say! But these damn liberals in #Parliament would never permit such practice. Makes me quite want to throttle the buggers!

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@LordMonocle Hear hear! The strain these criminals put on we law abiding citizens quite pulls the rug out from under our feet! #LetThemSwing

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@LordMonocle any takers for a revival of the good old stocks?

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@LordMonocle I say! Nothing like a robust 30 lashes to keep mutiny at bay, I always say. #MaritimeDiscipline

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@LordMonocle By Jove, such imbeciles who support such outright thievery by such ilk as politicians should be flogged! #EarnedEveryPenny

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@LordMonocle It's that damned Rooski influence on him. #Marxists

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@LordMonocle Indeed. But do ever so hope the Baron Franklin doesn't make a nuisance of himself! He drops in so very rudely sometimes #vodka

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@LordMonocle A proper British gent holds the #PublicHouse in great disdain. Leave those to the common riff-raff, I say! #HighClass #TheClub

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@LordMonocle At the very least, we English conduct ourselves proper even when inebriated. Sprawling about the streets, I should say not!

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@LordMonocle Ah yes! The Duchess Hanson! A proper and upright citizen, she is! She is indeed most useful in matters of state! #espionage

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@LordMonocle I quite agree. I myself do considerable business with them in Bombay. Their taste for British trade is most commendable! #EICo.

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@LordMonocle I daresay a toast with the finest of scotch is in order! #ToDukeofWellington #GodSaveTheQueen

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@LordMonocle I say, the history books never quite do that poor fellow justice. They always fail to mention what tedious twerp he really was!

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@LordMonocle I should say it will. I myself shall be in attendance in support of our local thespians! #HighCulture #PatronOfTheArts

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@LordMonocle My dear sir, you should really know better than to trust a Frenchie this side of the channel! #deadlast #VictoryCigar = #sogood

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@LordMonocle Track results just in: By Jove, I made good on 2,000 quid at 4-1 odds! #EnglishRiding #ChesterfieldFTW

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@LordMonocle Indeed, sir. #BritishGrit was never so gallant as then! Bloody good show from our #RAF I must say! #StiffUpperLip #NoSurrender

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@LordMonocle Indeed he is! But don't you know? His jockey is a Frenchman today! My money's goes to old Chesterfield. #OnlyEnglishJockeys

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@LordMonocle more like #LabourFillibuster I should say! At the slightest whiff of reason, they invariably retreat to most juvenile pedantics