Derek Viselli

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

@mattvbisme "well I wish I could say it's been a slice but kick rocks and pound salt." - Guy who played in the O that one time

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

How life feels the further you drive into Harrow

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

@nickkeels don't let the door hit u in the ass on the way out

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

@mattvbisme first guy to be on both rosters and not play for either #cantcatchabreak

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

To the mom who just freaked out in Peranis screaming at the staff and stormed off... You forgot ur kid lol #sweetexitbabe

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

Looks like Brazil needs Juan morales asap maybe newt shaw too

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

The trivago guy looks like someone whose done their fair share of budget traveling #drifter #yalookhomelessbud

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

Grad update, currently announcing 21 straight people with the last name wang #thatsright21 #thatsalotofwang

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

At my graduation and let's just say it's easy to tell which girls are in business and which ones are in nursing

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

Gonna need a serious amount of crisco if I wanna get into this suit tonight #winterbod

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

@emilybondy15 so weird, I was at @cbondo89 on Friday and he had the same thing #likebrotherlikesister #missya

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

So this weekends golfing trip took me from albino to a confident pale-ish colour #oneshadeatatime #progress

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

BHL season opener tonight and Leo's glad I finally came to grips with my hockey skill with this jersey #D6

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

I think NHL 2004 was a little aggressive on Ray Emery's player pic

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

@2guys1account1 typical leaving clothes behind in a guys room, basic tee for a basic weins size: mediocre #rollalong

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

I'll believe in aliens before I believe theres ppl in this world using yahoo or bing as their go to search engine #LetMeYahooThat #YeahRight

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

So I just submitted my last paper and I'm officially done school thanks mom and dad for paying for that piece of paper #NowWhat

[Derek Viselli @Viselli_D]

Does every basketball team have a designated 7 foot white guy who holds all the bench players back when there a sick play? #dontpassmyarms