In the two and a half years its taken to make this a meme, I have grown.
I have appreciated in value. I am a spiritual billionaire. My chi is unmatched. I am a golden god. I wet the bed last sunday after getting piss drunk. My muscles are toned like a sculpture of pure marble.
My fire safety technique "Stop" was heavily criticized at the time, but it later formed the basis of "Stop, Drop, and Roll" which is taught to children all over the world
@Briani642 He also does the awesome thing of just pretending a bunch of them converted to Christianity secretly if they happened to be born in the AD's
Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.
My rotation of goyslop includes:
Tuna fish salad with relish
Homemade muesli (whatever fucking crap is in my pantry) in Greek yoghurt (skyr on holidays)
Oatmeal with honey and raisins
I’m the king of the slop, nobody gets more out of a bowl than I do.