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Christian

[MessiXtra @MessiXtraHQ]

A goalscorer with more than 400 assists.

A playmaker with more than 900 goals.

That's MESSI.

[433 @433]

𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈 & 𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐙 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⚽⚽🤝⚽⚽

Just 4 days after his emotional farewell to Argentina, Leo Messi scores a 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗘 in MLS. 🔥

That’s now 9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗥 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟𝗦 and 20 G/A in his last 12 games. He’s 39 years old, by the way. 😳

Luis Suárez also bags a 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗘 and provides a 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧 for Messi. 😮‍💨

Inter Miami win their first MLS game since the end of August. 🔙✔️

[SUCCESS 🛑 @successutd_]

I thought Ronaldo was the greatest goalscorer of all time🤡

You can’t find Ronaldo lead in any of these cos the Greatest of all time🐐 has won it all.🤩

Messi is a genius, born with a purpose, to play football 🐐

[Kwesi @KwesiFCB]

🚨 NEW RECORD: Dr. Lionel Messi is now the highest-scoring doctor in football history. 🐐🎓⚽

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

When your job is to stop people from entering the pitch, but your GOAT is about to take a free kick 🥶

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

GOOOL! No te pueden parar, capitán! 🤯🔝

[iedit88 @AlsoABlue]

1000 goals with context 👇

1 in the World Cup knock out stage
No World Cup Golden, silver or bronze boot
Less golden boots than Mbappe
Less European golden boots than Messi
Went to Saudi Arabia to farm 200 of these goals
Steals his teammates goals

This might be the most useless record ever 😂😂😂

[Lamine Yamal💙❤️ @LamineYamaba]

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[MessiXtra @MessiXtraHQ]

🚨 Most Non-Penalty goals in football history:

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi — 819
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo — 796

Messi has played 160 less games. 💀💀

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

🚨 STAT: No doctor has ever scored a professional goal football history.

Lionel Messi has 2 goals in 2 games as a professional doctor.

[٨ @thinqx8]

مرحبا @grok أزل الاهداف التي سجلت من ركلات جزاء ، اريد التاكد من شي 👀!

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Only Lionel Messi had the privilege of touching the ball twice. One of the greatest team goals the World Cup has ever seen. 🤩🐐

[ArgentineCuler @FCB_Argentine]

Lamine Yamal trivela pass and Adeyemi bicycle kick goal 😮‍💨

[SharkFCB💙♥️ @sharkfx100]

Dr MESSI. Alhaji Shegu
Shagari

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Thiago Messi has gotten to witness some of the best moments throughout his father's career, from the beginning to now 🥹

A father-son bond forever ❤️

[Messi HQ 🇦🇷🐐 @TheMessiHQ]

2 goals in 7 minutes in the semi finals against England. Argentina gave their all in this game.

Messi was right.

[KING REPHLEX @I_Am_Rephlex]

Lionel Messi winning the “Laureus Sportsman of the year award” twice is not spoken of enough 🤯🐐

#Lionelmessi #Messi #ronaldo #Laureusaward #football

[LEO MESSI FAN ZONE @LeoMessiFanZone]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Leo Messi is named as the greatest of all time by the sports commentator & analyst @herculezg 🐐✅

Top 5 greatest footballers:

🇦🇷 1 — Lionel Messi
🇧🇷 2 — Pele
🇦🇷 3 — Diego Maradona
🇧🇷 4 — Original Ronaldo
🇫🇷 5 — Zinedine Zidane

No place for goal scorer Cristiano Ronaldo! 🥶👀

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

THIS IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH!

Lionel Messi's 2026 World Cup is better than Ronaldo's entire career