Visit Boulder

Boulder's Best Totally Non-Parody Tourism Twitter account.

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#BoulderCO is just West of the scenic Flat Iron Mt range. East of Boulder used to be home to another mt. range until 1809 when it was paved.

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#Boulder is a welcoming place. Unless you're sober or a recovering alcoholic. In that case, you can get the fuck out.

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Jonesin' for the scuttlebutt in #Boulder? Check out @BoulderBuzz! They've been connecting the aimlessly social since 2008!

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Nightlife in #Boulder is usually bustling w/ awkward students that venture out to sip liquid courage. Taco bell is also only open after 2am

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#Boulder is a soccer town. The thinner oxygen & 2nd hand ganja actually trigger on field hallucinations, which make the sport more enjoyable

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Doors open at 3pm TODAY for our screening of the #USA #WorldCup game! We'll have pizza & a full bar available! http://t.co/Iyq5fBNseP

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Just east of Boulder is the Broomfield mall. If you visit, be sure to bring treats. The mall was taken over & run by a pack of wild dogs.

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Boulder's foothills are teeming w/ Wild Turkeys, & are illegal to hunt, but can b trained as CPA assistants w/ rudimentary math problems

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Looking for excitement? Head on down to #PearlStreet to see street performers. One of which is our mayor. He's a bearded lady firespitter.

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#Boulder Hospital is a leader in beer transfusions, a controversial technique that replaces a patient's blood w/ microbrews.

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#Boulder Fact: There are no postal workers. The intricate network of prairie dog trails underneath the city is used to transfer mail.

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Fun Trivia about #CUBoulder: The university was founded in 1809 by a group of wealthy Arapaho indians, and their trained circus bears.

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Little known #BoulderCO fact: citizens and visitors actually need an issued license to own/operate any other kind of car than a #Subaru.

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In #Boulder the BAC to drive is .08%, until you hit +1.5%, which is legal again. If u aren't dead by then, you earned a little drunk driving

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#Boulder #Facts Boulder is home to over 3K different trail mix & protein bar companies, some of which were recently acquitted of collusion!

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Welcome to #Boulder! The #Portland, Oregon of the Rockies!