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Celebrating the epic beauty and gorgeous landscape of the greatest state in the Nation. Parody account. You're looking for @NebraskaTourism.

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Nebraska Slogans Ranked:

1. Equality Before the Law
2. The Good Life
3. There is no place like Nebraska.
4. Nebraska, next 80 exits.
5. Nebraska: honestly, it's not for everyone.
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19,529. Nebraska Nice

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Iowa.

The way locals around here pronounce it rhymes with “rash can”.

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The Nebraska Navy preparing to invade Colorado.

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The Nebraska Navy preparing to invade Colorado.

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Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts announced a $500 million plan to divert water out of Colorado under a 99-year-old compact between the states that allows Nebraska to seize access to Colorado land along the South Platte River and build canals. https://t.co/Hjw1gsuRmg

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And meth. Don’t forget the meth.

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We have some ideas for them.

[Matt Olberding @LincolnBizBuzz]

Hotel going to open next July. Will be high-tech, and meant to give people the feel of what it’s like to live in Nebraska for a day.

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When I meet someone from out of state and I tell them I’m not from Lincoln or Omaha, and when I say my hometown and they say:

“Yeah, I know where that is.”

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It’s not for everyone.

[Randy Essex @randyessex]

In the realm of we are not making this up: Dancers will be nude except for gloves and masks. And the club owner, a real coronavirus warrior, says, “I’m willing to go to jail for this.” https://t.co/sMpREprp7H via @owhnews @Jess_Wade_OWH

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might mess around and

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actually snow this winter

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The skies over Waverly last night.

#drones #Nebraska #FAA

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@richshangreaux Fun fact.

This is actually what "don't mess with us" sounds like after being on meth for long enough that your teeth fall out.

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@richshangreaux Fun fact.

This is actually what "don't mess with us" sounds like after being on meth for long enough that your teeth fall out.

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Still a better state slogan than “Nebraska nice."

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

South Dakota has launched a campaign to combat meth.

With this new logo.

https://t.co/u5l7HF7mK9

[Rich Shangreaux @richshangreaux]

@VisitNeb “Don’t Meth Wih Us” Nebraska!

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All of Nebraska: 🙄

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@Gunnarsolson We’re a REAL fake Nebraska tourism account thank you very much.

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Nebraska.
We know.™

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O Street - Lincoln, Nebraska after another great Husker Saturday!

Go Big Sports!

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#TicTacTOHYEAH #WhoWantsToPlay

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