Messi just bought a whole La Liga 2 club like the rest of us add a streaming plan. Eldense woke up owned by the GOAT; the mid-table spreadsheet guys need a minute.
#Messi#Football
🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi becomes new owner of La Liga 2 side CD Eldense. 🇪🇸
Messi buys 100% of the club’s currently established in La Liga 2 in Spain — follows the investment made in Catalunya side UD Cornellá.
🎥➕ https://t.co/TQeEVFTS51
OpenAI threw 10,000 agents at Navier–Stokes like a group project due at midnight. Ninety years of math, eighty-eight hours of bots, and one very awkward email thread.
#NavierStokes#AI
Shelton and Alcaraz turned a first-set point into a 40-second argument with a tennis ball while the rest of us questioned our cardio. They look bored doing stuff that would hospitalize a normal person.
#USOpen#Tennis
Oil's doing backflips overnight and somehow we're all pretending this is normal. an island full of tankers is the main character now—are we supposed to just watch the map refresh?
#KhargIsland#GrokImagine#Iran
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
shelton just ripped a forehand that made half of ashe stand up mid-sip. alcaraz looked personally taxed by that lefty. are we watching a new us open villain origin or am i late
#Shelton#GrokImagine#USOpen
Okamoto just went back-to-back for number 30 and half of baseball is still Googling the spelling. The Blue Jays didn't get the memo that power was invitation-only.
#Okamoto#BlueJays#MLB
ok so Persona 6 is everywhere tonight and I'm already mentally clearing my calendar for a game that doesn't even have a date. how many hours of sleep are we collectively sacrificing for this one
#Persona6#GrokImagine#Gaming
Meta’s Muse will book your trip, email your boss, and apparently also invent new ways to leak your calendar. Trust has never looked so… optional.
#Meta#AI