Vitika Banerjee

Co-Founder, Future Fit LLP. Founder-Fourth Dimension Experience, Mental gymnast,marketing consultant&entrepreneur;mom to 2+1 & much more...

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

What’s happening?! Why is @gurgaonpolice stalling and jamming the already harried, tired and sleepy travelers coming back home from a late flight?! There’s a mile long jam because some cops have decided to set up a check point -right at Cyberhub?! Helpplease! Just need 2 go home!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

What’s happening?! Why is @gurgaonpolice stalling and jamming the already harried, tired and sleepy travelers coming back home from a late flight?! There’s a mile long jam because some cops have decided to set up a check point -right at Cyberhub?! Helpplease! Just need 2 go home!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

An interesting session on #healthmatters wth @ArjunBhagat7 where I was invited to discuss my work at Future Fit & y v chose Gymnastics, #motherofallsports 2 put school going children in India on lifelong path to fitness! #flippinoverfitness #Futurefit
https://t.co/9NjqNpV7kq

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

Is the toll gate not supposed to convert to free way if traffic builds up so much?! Been stuck on the Gurgaon-Faridabad toll for the last 20mins - faulty sensors, no @police_haryana intervention, no @AyushmanNHA personnel. Already late for my meeting wth no resolution!! @cmohry

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

Says “Order Arrived” for last 30mins. But not delivered. And not cancelled. So money stuck!!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

It’s high traffic occasions that test validity of your business model/ feasibility of service. In this case local delivery of Rakhi wth sweets 2 a location in large city like Amritsar has become IMPOSSIBLE!! @letsblinkit cancelld 3 times!! Struggling for 2hrs!!Help!! @deepigoyal

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

@X @KolkataPolice I’m on my way for my flight back home but stuck near @RubyHospital. Please help!!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

To all the functionaries of the @ECISVEEP who managed the #Gurgaonelections2024 so smoothly& efficiently - super proud! Super impressed.& super grateful! U guys are doing an amazing job enabling 1.4Bn Indians to exercise their franchise! #electionsIndia2024 #indiavotesforgrowth

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

“…peacocking delusions, her abysmal ignorance, and her radioactive reverse intelligence.”
Super stuff! Loved reading this piece, not only for the content but also for the sheer masterful use of the language!
Out of depth Indias anti-knowledge brigade https://t.co/OriWcuUTI7

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

@gargashish @DelhiPolice @dtptraffic @NHAI_Official This is ridiculous!! Celebration of a festival has caught @CMODelhi @NHAI_Official and @dtptraffic napping?! Vehicles have been stuck for 5 hours now!! Is this what we pay our taxes for?! @PMOIndia @OfficeOfNG V R reaching 4 moon when we can’t even reach home from airport!!!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

What’s happening? My car has been stuck at #NH8 near the IG Airport T3 for the last 4.5hrs!! Where is the @DelhiPolice @dtptraffic ?? Why is there no help to drivers and commuters stuck for almost 5 hours? Who is responsible for resolving this jam?! @NHAI_Official has no update!!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

This is “changing face of education” in India? Really?! @EconomicTimes carries feature today on #Eduvision2024, an initiative by @timesofindia & @NavbharatTimes -conclave of who’s who in educatn in India.With >90% educators women in schools, where r the women in management??!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

Taking a chance on #airindia after many years. And already regretting it! 😕 Flight that was scheduled to depart at 9am was delayed to 9.45. It’s 9am and no boarding announcement yet…my meeting at destination already looks risky! 😩Too early 2 hope 4 #turnaround? @airindia

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

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[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

Yeah sure, let’s!! Don’t mind shaving off bigotry, inequality, religious fundamentalism and all the other man-made ills plaguing the earth! But methinks ‘tis an interesting location for this message… Brand-medium fit?!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

@DC_Gurugram @nishantyadavIAS @cmohry @diprogurugram1 @DiprHaryana @MunCorpGurugram @MCManesar It’s hardly about keeping our city “beautiful”. It’s more about keeping our children and elderly safe from choking on pollution with severely rising AQI levels!! Why can’t the administration call spade a spade?! And do something about it?!

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

So R V back to #VIPculture in Delhi?! Been 50mins since passengers after alighting& picking up baggage R stranded at IGI airport arrival gate waiting for cabs. Two lanes reserved for VIPs - so private n commercial vehicles all bunged into one lane!! Is this the #futureofDelhi?

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

Would never throw it away if it had even one measly squeeze left!! This only means you have transcended the desi “middle class”, @smitabarooah!! 😆😆😆

[Smita Barooah @smitabarooah]

Just realised that desi “middle class” is a state of mind & has nothing to do with bank balance.
This morning I threw away the old tube of toothpaste, when it had 2-3 squeezes left (if I tried).While throwing it in the bin,felt part liberated & part guilty.

RT if that’s you too

[Vitika Banerjee @Vitisharma]

Received wrong products from @Tata1mgP19424 - 10 Dettol soap cakes were delivered instead of 02 bottles of hand sanitizer. Recd. prompt refund for wrong delivery. But need these soaps picked up - can’t use & don’t want to waste! But no reverse shipment! Help!!

[Harshali Singh @harshalisingh]

A fabulous evening surrounded by the splendid ladies of ELSA book club. Thank you @Vitisharma for your love and support. 😇🤗
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