@SooEffinAWEsome Sir, you don't know what it was like growing up with your NFL team losing 10+games a season for 12 STRAIGHT YEARS. We took what we could get.
@Coach_JayGruden@BMITCHLIVE30 Living in Tampa, I still remember four Arenabowl titles with Jay Gruden behind center. Permanent respect in my book.
No disrespect to the great Brian Mitchell, but as TO once said, "That's my quarterback."
@KariLake Stop attacking her. She needs your money. Haven't you ever donated to charity before? Only libs would attack an Internet panhandler like this.
"It's irredeemable, and I think that was his intention. He wasn't trying to make a fine piece of art and failed. He was trying to create a vile sequel and succeeded." -- Me, defending Human Centipede 2 and @tom_six tonight to horror fans.
I think they called him The Six Million Dollar Man, and her The Bionic Woman, because they didn't want to show her being worth 30 percent less. #payequity
The second Amazon Prime Day is like getting back with an ex. You know it won't be as good as last time, but you're gonna take a look just in case. #AmazonPrimeDay
Thoughts and prayers to the families of the (insert number) students at (insert school) in (insert state). This shouldn't happen in (insert year). May (insert deity) watch over them.
@TheoVon Round Robin tourney between Crosby/Stills/Nash/Young. Winner takes on the winner of Biden/Pelosi/McConnell/Rand Paul. Grand champion chooses the next Supreme Court Justice to replace Breyer.