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MAKE people assume you died of Covid by disappearing for 4 years.

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@m_shuttleworth DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

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@m_shuttleworth Mark?

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@ReporterLaurenB @PaClampitt @Examiner @EmmaDavison10 "in drink"

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@2fonk this was good but you over-did it and came across as desperate.

[Ian C @Ianshad]

Convince friends you've won the lottery by putting first class stamps on your Christmas cards. @VizTopTips

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Yep https://t.co/IuxE5aSdYw

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AMERICANS. Make the UK's disastrous political choices look relatively sane by electing Trump as your president. Or Hillary.

[Mikey B @MJBanyfooty]

@VizTopTips. Save £18 billion and keep the #Heathrow locals happy by training pilots to use both lanes of the runway.

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https://t.co/8T2B3xA2ys https://t.co/63hxU3Qxkl

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@PocketVenus11

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Wow.

[Ian C @Ianshad]

Give your meal that expensive restaurant look by drizzling your HP sauce in a cross cross pattern. @VizTopTips

[Steve Titley @stevecomic]

A garden hanging basket liner makes a handy Donald Trump wig for your next fancy dress party @VizTopTips

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AMERICANS. Make the UK's disastrous political choices look relatively sane by electing Trump as your president. Or Hillary.

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NORTHERNERS. Instead of leaving the EU, try leaving the north and moving somewhere proper like London.

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ENSURE that you don't get your tips retweeted by supporting Trump and writing for the Daily Mail. Also make sure they aren't funny.

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They will be pretty pissed off when they read this. https://t.co/oarJy2hFY3

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Have I got enough sane followers to make this ignoramus want to leave twitter? Probably not. https://t.co/BV7941xuPK

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@Kyle_babes you've obviously never been to a supermarket in London.