Vizard Speaks

| Humorist by Nature | Magician by Passion | Sarcastic and Naughty | Life is to Celebrate not to Celibate | Enjoy - Don't End-JOY | Here Me - Hear Me

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4 types of #sexual pleasures :
Basic : Hand in Hand
Motivation : Hand in That
Buffet : That in Hand
Mains : That in That #mondaymotivation

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She : Awww baby..you never put me down..
Me : Yes, I wont..unless I am on top of you.. 😉

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Just saw #KumbhaMela2019 videos and everyone hanging their dicks out. Seems for them dick is like an appendix..useless..! May be we shud call it as AppenDICKS...!!

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@KillaCarrillo @subbureddyy That's how I stand for my friend..

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@trendchasernews Thats why they say - Once you go black you will never go back.. :-D

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@vishkanyaaaa This is so simple thing. The poles are bent like this. So isometric view...they look straight from one angle. What's so big in this..?
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@Ibra_official @davidbeckham @England @IKEASverige There is no #DavidBeckham twitter account and everyone going nuts on this. 🤣

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@Biggbosstelug2 @BIGGBOSSTELUGU1 @BiggBossTeluguu @biggboss #BiggBossTeluguSeason2 @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom @NameisNani 🤣🤣

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Just had a chat with #AmazonUk customer care. The guy made my day..😂 @AmazonUK

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Votes for #Congress
Seats to #BJP
CM seat to Kumar swamy

This is called as Bisibelebaath
#KarnatakaElections2018
#KarnatakaVoting
#KarnatakaElectionResults

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@ruchikokcha All I know was - If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands. 🤣

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You cant SIN if you don't believe in GOD.
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Another reason to love God and Prey.🤣

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Whenever there is a conflict between Heart and Brain
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The DICK always WINS. 🤣🤣

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The anagram for #EARTH is HEART.
That shows how much important it is, to protect it. ❤️🌏❤️
#EarthDay #EarthDay18

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My All time fav Rhyme :

Chubby CHICKS, Dimple Chin,
Curly Hair, Rosy Lips,
Eyes are Blue, Seductive too
VIZARD’s pet, Is that You…!! #MondayMotivation

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You can give money to humans but can't give to deers. That is the main problem. #BlackBuckPoachingCase #SalmanKhan

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People killing one another are walking free. Some guy killed some deer 20 years back getting behind bars. What a world we are living in..huhh..🤦‍♂️ #BlackBuckPoachingCase #SalmanKhan

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#StephenHawkins - The greatest contributor in under standing #Blackholes.
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#MiaKhalifa - The greatest contributor in standing under Black holes.

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Some people like their cars with a powerful engine in it.
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But I like my car with a nice curvy women in it. 😁
#WomensDay2018 #WomensDay

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I always love to travel in such Airlines where the #Airhostess SUCK..!! 🤣
#SimpleLiving

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It took 11000 crores scam for nation to get out of the charm of a girl raising her eye brow. Now a beauty has to die to evade out of that 11000 crores. What a world we are living in. #RIPSridevi #MindGames 😔