happy belated birthday, fucker. — i expect at least a paragraph expressing your sincerest affection to make up for missing my thirtieth birthday. https://t.co/9MYKwtwNQg
firstly. i hope you are having a good day!! and that your new tattoo isn't too itchy considering you got it done … — it’s no longer “yesterday”, and it has stopped itching. healing perfectly, looks incredible, worth every cent like the rest of them. https://t.co/soLcudoESl
favorite kinds of gifts to receive? expensive, labors of love like baking or crafts, small but thoughtful like a … — i appreciate it the most when people offer to pay for things i would otherwise have gotten for myself. receiving … https://t.co/Pb76ktheto
why don’t you freaks ask me about my mbti personality type or my least favorite vegetable instead of informing me that the only fulfillment you get in life is from stalking me out of character for fucking years?