Lich Queen Vlaakith

Undying ruler of the Githyanki, Head Bitch of Susurrus, eater of souls, chaotic evil

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

Fun Fact: “Lich” is actually Latin for “Fifty Itches”

That’s not very fun at all, I’m afraid.

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

Fight Cube

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

I see TSR has decided to cut off their hand and eye to spite their face once again.

Or as we call it in the biz, “pulling a Vecna”

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

Rogues shouldn’t be a class, literally everything they do should just be baked into the core rules.

[Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum]

D&D opinion that'll make people do this.

#DnD

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

Logging back into Twitter dot com

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@ArchlichEternal Brown clashes with my aesthetic

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

She’s going by Tasha again?

I guess you can only see “Iggwilv” misspelled by your lackeys so many times before you revert to old aliases.

I get it, honestly.

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a whole DnD session where your barbarian didn’t roll below 20 all night?

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

@ArchlichEternal My condolences. You’ll be in my thoughts today. 🖤

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

If you’re upset about someone putting a wheelchair in DnD but not that wizards have been depicted with glasses in fantasy art for decades, congratulations, you’re a fucking hypocrite 🖤

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

@StrahdVonZ Big Same, Evil Friend 🖤

Sending love and wishing I’d started a different RP account

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

@LluisAbadias Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng 🖤

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

@tokikonae Villains can come from anywhere. Writing off entire cultures as evil by default is myopic and buys into generations of lazy xenophobic writing.

The Githyanki aren’t evil because they’re born that way, they’re evil because *I’m* in charge.

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

*psst*

If they’re getting rid of “evil” races in DnD, that means you have no excuse not to play a Githyanki in your next game.

Toodles! 🖤

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

Vlaakith says fuck TERFs.

Black Lives Matter.

Back to plotting in the void.

[Archlich Acererak @ArchlichEternal]

Fiendish Friday! Follow these dark entities for evil power: @StrahdVonZ @ActuallyVecna @TXanathar @LevistusStygian @AsmodeusDM @VlaakithCLVII @undyingpharoah @YaNightmareTam @JoshuaMSimons @faux_broom @DamnedGoblin @Kyohazard @GodChained @fungalqueen @DemonLordLife @d20monkey

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

*Psst*
Hey kids!
Want a book series where you can make your own wizard and be whatever gender you wish?
Have I got a book for you:

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

@Superdillin Lmao.

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

You have six stats: your top six frequently used emojis. Mine are:

😂 cackling
😱 drain soul
🖤 love, but evil
🥴 drunk with power
🔥 red dragons
⚔️ silver swords

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

@TXanathar A ranger owns this tavern, I can tell

[Lich Queen Vlaakith @VlaakithCLVII]

A little vile damage really helps stuff all the carcasses inside each other

[Dungeon Facts @DungeonFacts]

What's your secret to roasting the perfect owlbearturducken?