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[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@saad_alshrefi Thank you! I will pay you all with Vodka and potato's

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@PrakashAdk95 @narendramodi @pmo @aajtak @CNBC @IndiaToday @rashtrapatibhvn @KremlinRussia_E @Russia @RusEmbIndia I've seen it.... your a knob

[Charles Mossman 🇮🇪 @charles_mossman]

Apparently #putin has banned this cartoon in #Russia. Please don’t retweet it as it may upset him @Vlad_PutItIn #UkraineRussiaWar

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@Militarylandnet According to my commanders in Belarus I could do with that chopper back please. Some Gaffa tape will sort it #ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@AnonOpsSE After 2 years of Covid I need a damn ride... I have plenty of pocket ammunition. See why I am better than #Zelensky TV guys get the pussy but the #presidentofrussia is the pussy

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@TelegraphWorld Woop Woop, I am winning. Sod you NATO tossers, I am Vlad the Invader

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@Melanitaylor88 How bloody dare you, I shave my tash off every 3 days and I hate that bloody salute shite. When I raise my hand I expect the death of 5 LGBTQ fuckers and a cruise missle to be launched. Hitler had no vision

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@SML_0917 FFS my desk is not at all comfortable - have you seen how much space I have to give visitors at my table? It's so I can do a one handed truffle shuffle without them noticing because the chair fabric is as rough as #ukraine woman

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@WesolowskiP And who are you??

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@RaviReddyPalle BoooHooo Hooo, they're only #ukrainian get over yourself. Would you say the same if they were #pakistani? No, didnt think so. Come volunteer with us

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@AkhilAnuzz Thats the point, they should be under the control of the Motherland. #presidentofrussia #ukraine Are you ordering me to stop? I have your IP address and a spare cruise missile.. I'd shut your mouth if I was you

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@NitinDiwedi2 There is a bus in your picture, I suggest they use it. Give me its details and I'll make sure its provided safe passage thanks to #NarendraModi (until he realises I'm gunna screw him over too)

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@akesh_grover I fucking won't repent

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@ProudIn81721857 I could give them a ride on a cruise missile if they fancy it? let me know #ukraine #bombukraine

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@theDhritismrita I would have loved to call it the Hoover bomb but apprently we may get sued by the west for that and I dont want to annoy western businesses

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@ZelenskyyUa Do you have any recommendations for an agent and a screen test? I am told my image needs a revamp although my tight facial skin is better than yours for my age. I challenge you to a horse riding duel to settle this debacle. May the best (only) meglomaniac liar win

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@rp_maguire Because I have lots of interesting things to say, more than that #Biden dickwad and (don't tell him) lots more than #XiJingping. I am the Alpha & Omega and #ukraine will dance to my tune (the Peppa Pig Overture)

[PresidentOfRussia @Vlad_PutItIn]

@VoraKenedi @KremlinRussia_E @Russia @PMOIndia @narendramodi @Republic_Bharat @aajtak @indiatvnews @GovernmentRF @ZeeNews A real friend is one who tells them they are a dick when they are being a dick