Vodka Bromo

There are two things I like straight up: my vodka, and your dick.

[Vodka Bromo @VodkaBromo]

Because I can. 💋💋💋

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@WildGayBitch @_isaiah96 @0hioBromo @T_J101 Yeah he has me blocked for reasons I don't even know.

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Oh, look. This account still exists.

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@GulfCoastBeau If I @ you, then to be fair I'd have to @ like 9000 people, lol. 😘

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Gay boys won't shut up about wanting a sugar daddy, then turn around five minutes later and whine that they can't find real love.

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Want.

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Control-alt? https://t.co/xR1kmhZCHw

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I don't like uncut dicks. #sorrynotsorry

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Current fuck buddy texts "I have an idea" and then walks into work leaving me in suspense for the rest of the night. NOT COOL.

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"I have to get the car from my dad" is a major indicator that you are too young to be hitting me up on Grindr.

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But who's fucking Happy and Dopey and all the others? https://t.co/4EE2sKf79I

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I get that saying "no fems" can be rude. It's not rude to ask that gay men *identify* as MEN.

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If you have transitioned from male to female, you should not be on Grindr looking for dick. I'm not sorry to say it.

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Read this on first glance as "in need of a sausage," and was like.... same, bro. Same. https://t.co/TPl1P7rdTh

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Legit horny enough to be like "fuck it" and get out my dildo and fuck myself, lol.

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Sing to me. https://t.co/0NWv1F71ry

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Drop it like a Thot.

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Gay boys who go crazy for cute couples pics are the first to offer to cheat on a bf w/you. They're shopping for someone as hot as the pics.

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Less small talk. I'm just trying to get your dick inside me, bro.

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Colton Haynes isn't gonna fuck any one of you thirsty ass hoes, so help yourselves to a bottled water.

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I approve. https://t.co/BfiIYIJ3BR

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Just because I bottom doesn't mean I'm "submissive."