Alcohol is LIFE

Liquor before beer you're in the clear! Beer before liquor you'll never be sicker!

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

😂😂😂

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

"I'm never drinking again" = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone”

[Brandon Blinn @Blinn_Fitness]

What keeps you consistent with your goals? I want to know

#MondayMotivation #goals #fitness #consistency

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Nothing better than being able to take your sweet time with a workout

#timemanagement #workout #Trainer #fitness #MondayMorning

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Your words have zero meaning if your actions can't back it up. So save your breath if you're not going to act on your words

#actions #words

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Playing around with some rings
#fitness #tattoos #nike #strength #back #trainer

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

#Fuckology

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

When u have to hold the fastfood bag in the car so u eat fries out of everyone else’s fry & then take the one with the most when u get home

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

My fucking cinco de mayo summed up...

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

Well last night was a shit show

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

It's Cinco de Fucking Drinco

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

There needs to be stronger morning drink than a mimosa.

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a damn founding father

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

Summer: I'm right around the corner!
Me: (literally)

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

How tired are you?

I need an IV of cocaine straight to my heart.

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

God gave us two hands
So we can have two drinks at once

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

When you come across someone on tinder you don't want to say no to but also don't want to say yes.

[Alcohol is LIFE @Vodkunt69]

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