Evan G. Vogel

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[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@CODMW2Informer Xbox, haven’t gone away from it since the very first edition in 2001.

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@classiclowlife Dude, you’re the most hilarious motherfucker I’ve ever seen on the internet. I’ve been following you since your early vine days. I stay for the comedy and to live vicariously through your experiences

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@MikaylahAU Just started watching Hulu’s “The Old Man” so far it’s pretty good. Can recommend if you’re into retired spy returns to the game type shows

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

Who’s tryin to move to Norway? I’m wanting out this country

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@swilse_ @MamaDionysian “Her sister was a witch bro!”

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@DegreaseNeil “Gentle” thank you sir, you’ve reminded that I am a speck of dust on a rock floating through infinite “nothingness”.

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@swilse_ Please don’t yassify the honky tonks. There’s enough sexual tension for the boys that think their cowboys already.

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@its_me_karenn Just paid $960 for new tires. Yeah, don’t drive through Home Depot parking lots or else they might take your tire

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@saintjavelin “Wait, what grid did you call in?”

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

The fire services newest technology, Crotchless Pants!! I went and told my Captain while working out and he told me that I’ve either got big thighs or a huge dick. Or, third option boss man, I’ve got one hell of juicy ass!?!

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

I have polished off a 12-pack in 14 hours. Finally catching a buzz. Responsible? Meh. Alcoholic? I prefer the phrase “I know my limit and my pace, fuck off Surgeon General.”

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@swilseafterdark You know *takes a drag from cigar* accidents in the dessert happen all the time, lol.

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@swilseafterdark I have a buddy in Vegas on his bachelor party. Every good bachelor party has a fight at some point. I mean why have a bachelor party if you don’t at least come close to jail time? Btw, my guy is there with a couple army dudes too. Homeboy could go bye bye js

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@AllAnimeVibe Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. I purposefully skip the episodes of the little girl and her dog.

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

Not the sexiest plate but I think that’s gonna be one of the best steaks I’ve made. Gotta follow it up with something from @YeeHawBrewing

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@TheeTrudeus Meh, the fuck do doctors know? I’m gonna keep picking up heavy circles till I die

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

Had an EKG stress test this morning. Yay verily I do in fact have a heart. Only problem with my heart is that there’s an electrical “issue” that causes my EKG to be abnormal. I get more and more special everyday 😅

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

@TheeTrudeus Lol, it’s POG as fuck!

[Evan G. Vogel @VogelTN]

Hmm, welp this is what it looks like. Now to find out what kind of bread I am!