Keith Vogt

Husband. Father. Minnesotan. Patriot. Once beat up Chuck Norris while dreaming. Or it was a dream... One of the two.

[Keith Vogt @Vogt4Me]

@RGIII When your friend tells you the spider jumped from your hand to your forehead...

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@JjettasForMVP @RapSheet #fake

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The Peleton Exorcist #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie

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Astro Bob: Watch the moon occult Uranus https://t.co/Sp7tzcRmtZ

So...to simplify... For tonight and tomorrow only, Uranus will be completely hidden by a nearly full moon. You can't make this up. #fullmoon #uranus #ForReal

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@JSchlick03 @zadariussmith
using the Madden TRUCK STICK against Dillon. Ruthless... and I loved it!

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@FMRedHawks Due to the weather today, any idea on when or if they will postpone tonight's game?

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Do you remember 9/11 (yes, the one in 2001)? Well, that's the last time Tom Brady wasn't a starter in the NFL! It was technically 9/30/01 when he first played due to an injured Drew Bledsoe, but you get the idea... #TomBrady #GOAT #nfl #retirement

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@Microsoft The first Bitcoin

[Moorhead Area Public Schools @MoorheadSchools]

It's ✨OFFICIAL✨ Today marked the start of construction on Moorhead High School. Read more here: https://t.co/0uJIxO3Ljk

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@MoorheadSchools Go Spuds!

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Congratulations #SpaceX! You're the world's most expensive #Uber driver... Ever!

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My work from home chair arrived. Worth the wait! Highly recommend #Secretlab Titan!

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Before using a flyswatter I always say:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."
* Splat! *

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@SportsCenter Agreed... Conspiracy to get to the Pats for cheap. It was all scripted. Well done, Belichick and Goodell.

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I'm not sure how they dug this footage of me from the 1995 archives... enjoy. :)

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This is what a 49.5-inch vertical looks like 🤯

(via @killerjunior23)

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@MnDOTnews Who needs the Blue Angels when you have the MNDOT! Go orange! The only thing that would have made this better is for the a "missing man" formation to end the vid.

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@MHDSpudHistory Chokio is also my hometown!

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@MoorheadOrch Awesome!

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#alerusseatupgrade Sec 123, row 5, seat 12. Go Twins!

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@mspairport Any update?