——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ

#gleerp

[ᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ @SINSFORSAKEN]

the temples have a lot of keys . they all sing , but never the same song .

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

“I knew it!”

[𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝒁 (PARODY/SH) @sarcasmwits]

“The stamp is fake.”

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

“How do you know?”

[𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝒁 (PARODY/SH) @sarcasmwits]

Reading over the certificate.

“Kurt, I think she made this herself.”

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

Reluctantly hands it to her

[𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝒁 (PARODY/SH) @sarcasmwits]

I need to see this certificate. Maybe it’s a fake?

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

#Porcelain

Anyone! Even an oc!

[Erin Lindsay @ErinThebadassC]

@VoguexKurt //I want to make somone from glee who should I make

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

She has a certificate! SHE SAID THAT BLAINE’S DAD WAS THE ONE TO MAKE IT LEGAL!

[𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝒁 (PARODY/SH) @sarcasmwits]

She did WHAT?!

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

You don’t understand. She actually went and got my name LEGALLY CHANGED TO PORCELINA!!!!

[𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝒁 (PARODY/SH) @sarcasmwits]

Coach will do that regardless of if we try and stop her.

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

Becky, Santana, Quinn or Brittany

Ahem

🗣️COME AND GET YOUR COACH BEFORE SHE TRIES GETTING PEOPLE TO CALL ME PORCELINA🗣️

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

I will not be referred to as Porcelina. I refuse, Blaine

[𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 {Parody} @GelBlaine]

I don't even know.
Quit yelling at me.

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

I will double check with him and so will Blaine

[Champion Principal Sue Sylvester @HowSueSees]

Looks like the Jury is out on this one, next?

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

I—what?

[Champion Principal Sue Sylvester @HowSueSees]

Fun fact Blaine's Dad was the one who finalised and filed it.

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

#𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖆❀

Can we just stop and appreciate the admin behind @HowSueSees? They are THE Sue Sylvester! Keeps me on my toes and makes me laugh EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! This is a shoutout and a beg to follow if you haven’t already!

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

EXACTLY! But she won’t listen!

[𝓐𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓪𝔂 ☀︎ @CANDYCOATPRBLMS]

Then it ain’t legal, man. A random person can’t just change your name.

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

BLAINE DID YOUR DAD FILE IT FOR HER?!

[𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 {Parody} @GelBlaine]

So... ignore it?
I don't know.

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

No!

[𝓐𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓪𝔂 ☀︎ @CANDYCOATPRBLMS]

… is she your legal guardian?

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

Sue Sylvester is saying she changed my name to Porcelina and even showed me a certificate

[𝓐𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓪𝔂 ☀︎ @CANDYCOATPRBLMS]

Uh… I know adultery is a felony in three states. Other than that it’s not exactly my area of expertise.

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

I don’t know!

[𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 {Parody} @GelBlaine]

I mean, how does she even do that?

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

Austin. Please tell me you know about law

[𝓐𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓪𝔂 ☀︎ @CANDYCOATPRBLMS]

Good morning

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

🗣️DO NOT LISTEN TO SUE SYLVESTER! MY NAME IS KURT HUMMEL NOT PORCELINA! SUE CLAIMS SHE LEGALLY CHANGED MY NAME BUT IT IS NOT LEGAL🗣️

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

Don’t celebrate just yet. I’m going to Blaine’s dad and asking if what you did is legal

[Champion Principal Sue Sylvester @HowSueSees]

All of the above?
I suppose Klaine is out and Plaine is in! 🤭

[——————𝘭ᎯᕍႸ ᖺυⲙⲙ∈𝘭.ᐟ @VoguexKurt]

We need to talk to your dad and see if this is legal

[𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 {Parody} @GelBlaine]

My dad, but you know how Sue is, can she even be beaten?