David Stanley, MSU81

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Someone likes to nap with his Lucy. https://t.co/StaGY7nNFY

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If you're not following The Napkin Guy, you're missing out. Every day, a sweet pen and ink drawing on a paper napkin. Jimmy does a lot of cartoon and pop culture, but for MLK Day, he nails it. https://t.co/j3mDwmJQKw

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Hey, Spike! Jef Mallett really nailed your lifestyle today! https://t.co/4V2ueuhs5s

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Our local service station, Shelton Automotive is awesome; free air. Lady is at the front of a three car line, flailing away as she tries to air up her right front. I walk up, gauge in hand. "Can I help you,... https://t.co/ebrn5TSkNO

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This is kind of a big deal for me. I've had stuff published in magazines, websites, books. But this is my first article in a peer-reviewed scientific journal. I was honored when Prof. Hiba Wehbe-Alamah and Prof Linda... https://t.co/eF0Rc53wdL

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Just remembered what I detest about the biggest bowl game of the year: So. Many. Commercials. I know you gotta pay the bills, but with 5:00 to go in the 1st quarter, there's been more down time than game time. Crikey.

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Russell Wilson. Colin Kaepernick. Cam Newton. RGIII. Jameis Winston. Tyrod Taylor. Patrick Mahomes. Dak Prescott.
Remember when Black men weren't 'smart enough' and 'tough enough' and "good enough leaders" to quarterback a team in the NFL?
I do.

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Harry & Meghan to leave the Royals. https://t.co/qvjrPUvRKe

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Hmm, from last year, this weekend. https://t.co/LatX0QRQLH

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Well, I've gotta go ride the Lynskey in the basement if you know what I mean. Lynskey Performance Designs

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It occurs to me that if you drink so much in December that you need a Dry January, maybe a month of sobriety isn't the answer.

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I make it 100% that POS 45 has raised the idea of using nuclear missiles against Iran.

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Pete Carroll chews so much gum with so much intensity, he has the masseter muscles of a starving wolverine.

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"I truly believe we have God on our side." Ayatollah Khomeini. Osama bin-Laden. The pope during the Inquisition. And the 45th president of the USA.

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Ripped from today's headlines, er, email - "Mr. Stanley, I don't know what to do on this review sheet." "The directions are at the top of the page. What's tripping you up?" "Directions?"

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Random #TaxSlayerBowl observation. A kid from IU has the last name "Gremel." I wonder if his nickname is "Tool?"

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Curt Huffman Darrell Milton how is 2020 so far?

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I'm drinking an espresso prior to hitting the weight room. I'll be listening to something, but it won't be the MF'ing Empire City New Era New Jack City New York Yankee Stadium's George Costanza Human Fund Pinstripe AF Bowl game.

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There are few Christmas songs that I cold have on an eternal repeat. This is one of them. https://t.co/wYv8Zp3SkW https://t.co/wYv8Zp3SkW