Idiot Americans cannot understand the beauty of California elections. It’s like a cricket match, a gentlemanly epic spread across days and weeks. A chance for contemplation and repose.
@matpolloy The contrast in philosophy between how Dave and George see character deaths is so funny, because niggas genuinely die just for the bit in George's writing, while Dave invented the MULTIVERSE just to retcon Ahsoka dying to Vader.
✨ NEW — Build Your Own California Gubernatorial Primary 🔧
Will the GOP be locked out of November? What would it take for Mahan to break through?
Our interactive by @theoelections lets you tweak support by demographic group and see how the race changes.
https://t.co/qE48eyWYPF