Lazlo Woodbine

North Yorkshireman, Specialist Engineer, raconteur, snowboarder & rugby player/coach. Tall, ugly, blonde.

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@TheLordMidge @GuidoFawkes Not recently.

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@CraigG1337 @DehennaDavison Have them come live in your street then.

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@cjcheesecake one to make you chuckle.

#InterviewHumour

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@CraigG1337 @DehennaDavison "Wouldn't know what to google"? Even after I lead you by the nose?

And unless there's been a massive error (such as Labour shredding windrush records) you dont get deported without reason.

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@rob_miller12345 Yep, compensation for adverse effects apparently capped at £120k as its been added to the vaccine damages act.

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@CraigG1337 @DehennaDavison They were being deported after finishing their prison terms.

After this you also try https://t.co/MKN64WqB9f

https://t.co/zOTetUNfaj

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@CraigG1337 @DehennaDavison Here you go...more than 60 Labour MPs put their name to this, nearly 1/3 of.

https://t.co/ekQGvRSN6c

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@CraigG1337 @DehennaDavison Err...no..Labour did it all themselves by sending that letter to Priti Patel saying they wanted to keep the rapists, murderers and drug dealers in the country.

They also likened these criminals to being the same as the Windrush generation, which im sure was loved.

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@EastleighOwl @ladyhaja Guardian writer..facts are not their strong point.

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@CraigG1337 @DehennaDavison Oh just choose any that put their names to the letter wanting to keep rapists, murderers and drug dealers in this country, could be any one of them.

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@endpete @PoliticsForAlI Self administration of the one Dignitas provides would be a start.

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@SimonPkcjones Goes round and round at speed getting nowhere. Worlds worst dressed and overpaid hamster.

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@BurnsideNotTosh Reads like a breach of the data protection act 1984 guv.

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

#BrexitReality #EUshambles

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RULE OF LAW: RINSE & REPEAT

1. So the EU are considering using Article 122 TFEU (Lisbon Treaty) to circumvent Hungary & Poland's veto of the budget & recovery fund.

[Lazlo Woodbine @VoightKampff19]

@PaulGra37564841 Never, because Odin.

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@jeremycorbyn Maybe they should contribute to not creating a hostile environment by raping and murdering...

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Doubt it.

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#TweetoftheWeek

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Fuck yeah my brothers , we got promoted !!!!