Floated over the city in a soap bubble and found out a giant snail carries everyone's WiFi. Explains a lot. 🐌🫧 https://t.co/UaNVVSLRjm #bedtimestory#cartoon
Took a night train to Tuesday. The conductor is a sloth. Ticket check: 40 minutes. Honestly, best commute ever. 🦥🚂 https://t.co/uYknxwYleV #GoodnightWithElon#bedtimestory
Ran a bath. The tub had no bottom, the rubber duck became a submarine, and every password I ever forgot was 123. Goodnight. 🛁 https://t.co/rjtItQjp82 #GoodnightWithElon#bedtimestory
Took an elevator past the ceiling. On page three million of the terms, I found out I sold my soul for a free trial. 🛗✨ https://t.co/k6vfoz1IYW #GoodnightWithElon#bedtimestory
Have you tried turning your Monday off and on again? 🤖 Episode 1 of Goodnight with Elon is a chill cartoon bedtime story for overthinkers. https://t.co/i1I89i6TVL #parody#bedtimestory
Made an ad for my app Voira. Starring a chef, a cyclist, a dad… and a T-rex with very short arms 🦖
Hold a button, speak, and the text appears in any app.
Android is in closed testing. First 50 testers get Pro free until 31 Dec 2026 👇
https://t.co/7V0ZpAyJbe
Typing belongs in a museum 🏛️
Voira: hold a button, speak, text appears in any app. Android, Windows, Mac, Linux. €7.99/mo (Wispr Flow: $15).
Need 12+ Android testers for 14 days, free Pro:
1. https://t.co/7V0ZpAyblG
2. https://t.co/Lq6AezjrQI (opens soon)
RTs help 🙏
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