Vol Chameleon

Overeducated millennial dad with cats. Trying not to be "a lot."

[Vol Chameleon @VolChameleon]

@beerice32 He just got the zoomies is all

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@beerice32 Maybe he'll tire himself out

[🍊🍊Capt'n Cornjuice🥃🥃 @BoCamaro]

It's almost football season.

If you sre a parent of a child that wants to be in Neyland for a game but you can't swing it, hit me up. I'll make it happen.

I was an adult the first time I got to see a game.

I can make sure that isn't the case for a few kids a season.

[Vol Chameleon @VolChameleon]

@MyCherie_Ashley Which river is that?

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@MyCherie_Ashley Yaaas

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@Coach_Veezy 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Joshiwah Vaughn @Coach_Veezy]

The walls inside of the restrooms at Spurriers Gridiron Grille here in Gainesville, FL are covered with @SpurrierCoach playbook 😍

[Vol Chameleon @VolChameleon]

@Coach_Veezy Coach with all respect surely we can all admit since it's a quarter century later that Mr Gaffney did NOT catch that

[Vol Chameleon @VolChameleon]

@CoachDanCasey One more reason Johnny Majors was one of the greatest coaches of all time

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@Jthomp72 @BrettKollmann

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@ChristinaTippen Orange tread

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

you fools….where do you think they’re rowing to…..?

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[Vol Chameleon @VolChameleon]

@beerice32 @GHRadio_Mavrick @NEEDTOBREATHE This. I basically stopped drinking to save money and I never dreamed I'd feel this much better. I didn't even drink that much before 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[Vol Chameleon @VolChameleon]

@rcarringer I love that if you were inclined to paint with a broad brush about what demographics are most likely to be found guilty of these particular crimes the evidence points to dudes that look exactly like this and yet...

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

I'm not sure who broke my heart that day, but I found this in my journal from when I was 17, and I'm taking that kid's advice.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[Rocky Top Now @rockytopnow]

BREAKING: Top-100 recruit Kesean Bowman has shutdown his recruitment and is locked in with Tennessee, he tells me.

“Bringin back the 98’ vols🍊”