VolSlinger

Volatility Guru, metal bug, HF manager/partial owner, sarcastic pessimist, diehard blueshirt fan, vintage aficionado....I like to go on rants

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

Absolutely horrific trade, treating the symptoms and not the cause
Embarrassing and painful being a blueshirts fan

Wtaf

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

Seriously @TheGarden , the new Gotham app is straight garbage
It never Fing works

Get you shiz together, this is ridic

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

LFG #blueshirts

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LFG

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@Nick716jane I’m already having heart palpitations

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

Rempe on for pre game warmups for those at home wondering given the late practice commentary
See if it’s a decoy or not

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

@Nick716jane I’m here watching, as always ;)

Let’s go Blueshirts!!!

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

Is it bullish or bearish if they act to contain systemic risk and contagion? Feels like something for the bullas and bears here 🤷‍♂️

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@dailydirtnap How do U figure? On yesterdays close the 1day spx atm straddle was priced at 1.75%, we moved 4.5% today…

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@MrMojoRisinX Shoulda told him u had the runs and were racing to a restroom

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What if we adjust for inflation tho?

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

The S&P has lost $9.3 trillion from its January 3rd peak, more than the Lehman crisis ($8.1 trillion)

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@MrMojoRisinX @vader7x @special_cheeese Lol

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@Nick716jane Nice of them to allow the mkt to front run their sales…

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Has the fed started selling assets yet? Asking for a friend

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@MrMojoRisinX Hahahahaha…I’m on the same distro

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She runs a 1.6bn etf that charges 1% expense ratio and which is 83% invested in a Schwab etf that has a 0.05% expense ratio if directly invested….

[Bob Lang @aztecs99]

excellent work. Nancy! @nancy__davis

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

Everyone thought the Spx was just gonna go up 20% every year after the past few, right?

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@special_cheeese @Keith_Wasserman Puts…

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

The amount of uninformed pure speculation of complete idiocy from “respected” Fintwirs who don’t know sht (and in many cases would be lucky to be called boiler room day traders at best) is nearing all time highs…careful who u listen to and do ur own work…

[VolSlinger @VolSlinger]

If the top two lines played half as good as the kid line has this series, it would b the blue shirts looking to close things out tonite…either way, future is bright for these kids…