Goverment Shlong

I'm doing the Twitter thing again. Bigger and better things.

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"You have to look at the big picture"- aggressive museum guard

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@summoningsalt @MLB Cue “ we’re almost landing”

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@alysonchainzzz Barking at my phone rn

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@CENTCOM This is like Christmas for av nerds

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@ekaycbs I clicked the follow botton with mathematical precision

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@xSwermo

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@WarPath2pt0 Need more things explained like this pls

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I know titties, drums, and dehydration

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@fatalfrayme Barking at my phone rn

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@UniversalORL Maybe if you updated studios I would lol

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@UltGridiron @steelers @Yblack74 First day on the internet man?

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@InezBerriez

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@garfieldlover48 @twinkleestars_ Pee on my meals

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@BBGreatMoments Kofax

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You’re out of breath from doinking

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@Chinese_Med_345 @sweetesttsel Why yo tits in different area codes bro

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Are you not looking at these sexy ducks??

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@AnnieVickers89 @DisneyFoodBlog Correct. That’s why it’s atmosphere restaurant lol same with the one in the seas I forget what it’s called. The walls are aquariums lol

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You don’t want to be the mayor of Doink-Topia?

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@thebeaconsignal @WallStreetApes It’s a meal for 4-6 ppl relax v for vendetta lmao